Dave Woodhead
@daveawoodhead
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the boy. abc hate when I tweet. all views are my own.
Joined July 2014
I’m so happy for both of my teammates
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Wollongong, I’m in your city tomorrow night. Pls cum https://t.co/llmOcPOa0n
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Get tickets on Humanitix - Dave Woodhead: Lunch for Dinner (Wollongong Comedy Festival) hosted by Wollongong Comedy Festival. Find event information.
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That “WHERE ARE YOU?!” gonna hit a lil different for Brian…
@blink182 @tomdelonge @travisbarker @markhoppis My stepdad Hamish is on this submarine lost at sea. I’m devastated but coming to the San Diego show tonight so you guys can give me hope and cheer me up.🖤🙏
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Randy Savage on stage with Luigi at a Nintendo Convention in 1990.
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Problematic 60 Year Old comedian: “Yeah so I’ve been thinking about adapting my closing bit into a mini series. My mate works at paramount plus so I think it could get up…” Me: yeah whatever man… 5 years later:
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“I am down but I will get back up. And you can come at me again and I will meet you with the love of my people.” Stan Grant delivers a powerful message on Q+A before taking a break from the media. #StanGrant #QandA #WeStandWithStan
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just published my manifesto
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Buckle up as we drift into the definitive ranking of Vin Diesel’s race opera.
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Come to my show or Wil Anderson is gonna bash me. This weekend. Enmore theatre. Tickets here: https://t.co/hHJcD298h7
Throwback with @daveawoodhead and @Wil_Anderson. Dave brings his new show Lunch For Dinner to the @Syd_Comedy_Fest THIS WEEKEND and Wil brings his new show WILUMINATE to the @PerthFestComedy for ONE NIGHT ONLY this Saturday (selling fast 🔥). 🎟️ https://t.co/fGkiSCS937
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Whole damn station falls apart when Woodhead isn’t on air… smdh 🤦♂️
Triple J just played a minute of dead air, then a host (trying to fix/find the audio problem) came on singing “I’m so sorry” from ‘I Miss You’ by Blink 182, then another two minutes of dead air before they managed to rush a song on. It’s just bloody good radio
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if you’re doing math and making graphs about getting pussy, it’s been over for you since the start
Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at 38 while women is at 23 so pull your pants and man up 💀
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