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professional fun-haver. enjoys dirty martinis and dirtier minds. reachable by carrier pigeon.

SF & FMTY
Joined January 2020
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Hey does anyone wanna fuck around and fall in love? Jw
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Finally took a whip class and fell in love. Need to get my hands on a leather bullwhip STAT so I can practice before taking my talents to some willing victim. .
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I was gonna take a shower. But my cat is purring in my lap. So. Nevermind.
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The way Chicago won hard. okay I am expecting y'all to blow up my inbox when I post dates then ???.
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Where should I go before the year ends?.
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RT @Reynahawthorn: It’s true.
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Where should I go before the year ends?.
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Did a little mini photoshoot on film while I was in Seattle with @sterling_analog and I can't wait to get the proofs back — in the meantime, would be happy to send some BTS shots to folks who contribute to the cost in increments of $50 or more✨😘
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Honestly wanting to purge all my lingerie soon, I hate wearing it and it doesn't feel like Me. I'm more of an oversized t-shirt and cotton thong girl. a silk nightie that slips off effortlessly. leather chaps & chainmail. .
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"Naturalistic. present. " He stumbled over his words but I got the gist ❤️‍🔥.
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"You're like some woman that comes out of the woods. "
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I moaned when I bit into this, completely involuntarily.
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Simone │ SF & FMTY
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Your little secret.
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Got to do some Freaky Firsts in Portland 🫶🏻 Highlights include getting almost my whole foot in someone's ass. Y'all keep me young!.
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I've barely flown this year, it's so strange. I think I need to take another trip before the year ends.
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Uh oh new need just dropped
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Local predator boards flight, scares tourists 🐆✈️
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Simone │ SF & FMTY
10 days
I got obsessed with Connie back in college and so little is known about her, I am fascinated that her biography is so thick and I NEED IT.
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Simone │ SF & FMTY
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Posting in case anyone ends up at Elliot Bay Books and wants to get me these and mail them. Or send me a gift card. Or cash. Like $60 probably to cover shipping. What if we both read them and then nerd out together at our next date? Just a thought. Okay kiss kiss 😘
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Body by eating cake and swimming in lakes.
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Every time I get self conscious about my boobies I remember an early client who described them as "perfect duck eggs.".
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