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@darklaverne
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5 months
thread of my reaction threads just so they're easy to find for me
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Looooool fuck everything else is that a pregnant nun?
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@darklaverne
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4 years
consent
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@darklaverne
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2 years
sexualizing yourself (esp on the internet) is great and all cos the attention gives you a rush and makes you feel good abt yourself for a short while till you realize in the long run that people will be unable to see you outside of the sexual person you created.
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Immaculate conception
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@darklaverne
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6 years
You had 12 chances to spell “thief” right
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NANA BOATENG
6 years
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Totally unrelated but how do I like.... idk extract it?
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6 years
Our bodies contain about 0.2 milligrams of gold, most of it in our blood.
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@darklaverne
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2 years
i am first and foremost talking to myself. this is the only place where it's okay to talk to yourself
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2 years
When you tweet, are you talking to your ‘followers’ or your ‘following’?
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@darklaverne
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6 years
This blew up👀 Visit and let’s create awareness to end sexual violence❤️
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Lol you and your boyfriend are doing PDA on the tl and the girl your boyfriend is fucking comes to quote your PDA thread with “goals😩” and you replied with love emojis and appreciation lmfaooo baby g this life is small beans with a lot of gari and no plantain.
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@darklaverne
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1 year
ppl be like "communication fixes everything" listen have you communicated with a liar before?
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Sia sings better than Beyoncé
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@darklaverne
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2 years
so a group of men just sat together and decided women couldn't go to uni anymore and they have to just go with it but pseudo-intelligent men on twitter will tell you things like "patriarchy" and "misogyny" are just buzzwords
@ABC
ABC News
2 years
BREAKING: Women immediately banned from private and public universities in Afghanistan, a Taliban government spokesman announces.
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@darklaverne
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1 year
it's hilarious to me that ppl associate class with non-african food because there is no way in hell i'm picking grilled corn and nasty ass potato salad over jollof
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@darklaverne
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2 years
one sure way to scam ghanaians is to offer them exclusivity. they will fall for it every time💀
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@darklaverne
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2 years
omg ghanaians would just complain online and go to brunch later lmfao
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
2 years
70,000 workers in Belgium are marching through Brussels and protesting rising costs. This should be much bigger news.
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@darklaverne
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2 years
people will treat you special just because they want to fuck and get unrestricted access to you, and even sometimes forget you are a human being capable of doing other things aside fucking. it is literally dehumanizing if you're unable to control your narrative in the situation
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@darklaverne
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6 years
“I have a girlfriend” Baby boy I would eat you and your girlfriend so find another excuse.
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@darklaverne
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5 years
Dumbledore: did you put your name in the goblet of fire? Harry: no... Ron: 👀 Snape: 👀 Mad eye moody: 👀 6ix9ine: 👀👀
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@darklaverne
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6 years
If Jon Snow could be risen from the dead then Khal Drogo deserved a second shot at life too
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@darklaverne
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5 years
like this tweet if you eat your waakye with gari
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@darklaverne
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6 years
@northernluke @jennaaclaire All cold and no play
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@darklaverne
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1 year
hey ≠ hei
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@darklaverne
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3 years
around the time the queer safe space in kwabenya was shutdown, a man we normally get food from asked me "if i look at him does he look like a gay" and i told him i couldn't tell. then he told me he asked because people suspected him to be gay because he cooks and sells food.
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@darklaverne
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2 years
i think it's really important to be self aware of your privilege as the wealth gap in ghana widens. there won't be a middle class it'll just be two extremes of rich and poor
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@darklaverne
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6 years
I jammed hard with a guy at bloom last two Saturdays and this same guy handed me a question paper and an answer booklet in the exam two days ago and walked around the hall invigilating.
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@darklaverne
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3 months
the first foodie influencer was really that guy from edziban. a trailblazer
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@darklaverne
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1 year
spent most of my adult life stifling my sexuality so i can fit in the status quo or so i can be considered "normal" but after a lot of thinking i realized i do not give a fuck. I AM A VERY SEXUAL PERSON AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT
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@darklaverne
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6 years
My little brother asked me if I've kissed before and I told him not yet. Then he looked at my face and told me I was jon💀
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@darklaverne
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9 months
you live in london but you're thinking of shrimp from a third world country whatever happened to taste 🤣🤣
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@darklaverne
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2 years
i like my taste in music so much i don’t have a favorite genre when i hear it and i like it i just like it!
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@darklaverne
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1 year
iamthestonethatthebuilderrefusediamthevisualtheinspirationthatmadeladysingthebluesimthesparkthatmakesyourideabrightthesamesparkthatlightsthedarksothatyoucanknowyourleftfromyourrightiamtheballotintheboxthebulletinyourguntheinnerglowthatletsyouknowtocallyourbrothersonthestorythatju
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Ghanaian boys swear they’re freaky till you say you want to finger them
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Shatta Wale will spit facts and say "I love you all" after. Nothing but respect for my president.
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@darklaverne
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2 years
y'all please don't get me twisted i still be popping pussy and i hope the bad bitches do too i'm just very aware of the concept of sexualization now 😂
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Cuff your crush before someone else does. Be brave and send that dm today.
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@darklaverne
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8 months
a lot of ghanaians are so lost. and so empty. no sense of identity. that's why we start absorbing other people's culture when we see how nice it is in practice because most of us have lost touch with our own culture. like no cultural self esteem if that's a thing 🤣
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@darklaverne
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5 years
This photo looks like antm contestants that are going to disappear after they get eliminated
@offthetopgh
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#OTT 💙
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@darklaverne
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6 years
How I’m still able to walk in heels when I’m drunk is how I’m going to walk out of my problems in 2018
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Even in death, people won't stop judging you.
@MensaOtabil
🇬🇭 Mensa Otabil
6 years
What one lesson have you learned so far in 2018?
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@darklaverne
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3 years
the women that were screaming misogynoir a couple of days ago are not talking about how shacarri is liking tweets of people calling the women she raced with men. misogyny and transphobia hand in hand but a little trolling for losing then its "we don't want to see black women win"
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@darklaverne
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5 years
like this tweet and i’ll guess what you’re most likely to go to jail for based on your avi
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@darklaverne
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4 years
i wish a lot more people cherished friendships more than they do relationships
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Hi guys. Don’t let meaningless, insignificant people get to you. Be strong.
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@darklaverne
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2 years
i feel like a lot of ghanaians generally have a problem with people who appear too happy or carefree
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@darklaverne
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2 years
look at the state of affairs in the world rn and tell me you wouldn't laugh in a man's face when he says he's experiencing misandry because someone online called all men trash
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@darklaverne
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1 year
if you've publicly announced your significant other pls have some respect for them and stay out of ppls dms trying to move to them i really beg you your partner deserves so much better than that
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Imagine marrying someone who doesn’t rinse the lather off the bathroom walls.
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Taking long walks alone with music in your ears and pretending no one else exists is just something else😍
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@darklaverne
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3 years
my favorite part of the talking stage is when he pretends to be interested in the things you like and then you start thinking maybe you were really meant for each other
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@darklaverne
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4 years
you call it talking stage i call it an excuse for a potential stranger to know all abt u for free
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Someone told me that instead of trying to fit in with society and their zone, I could create my own zone instead and that hit me really hard. Embrace yourself chale. Be you and do you. Don’t listen to what people have to say. It honestly doesn’t matter.
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Aunty Betty.
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6 years
Where did people send their personal problems when there was no Twitter?
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@darklaverne
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4 years
smoking & thinking saa naa his eye cleared and the wicked mode activated
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@darklaverne
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6 years
My roommate and her boyfriend are waiting for me to sleep but I’m drinking rush and I have an exam in 15 hours lmao I feel terrible
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@darklaverne
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5 years
For every like I’ll rate a teen movie out of 10
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@darklaverne
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3 years
unnatural, ungodly and sinful are words you use in church, not in matters of the state. the sooner ghanaians understand this the better for us all
@JoyNewsOnTV
JoyNews
3 years
Anti-LGBTQ bill: I am completely against homosexuality because it is sinful, it is unnatural and it is ungodly and to that extent, I am in complete support of the bill - Law lecturer, UPSA, Justice Abdulai,. #TheLaw
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Waakye without gari in it is the best type of waakye 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Unpopular opinion: Anything Ghana
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@darklaverne
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2 years
"i will never bother you again" - a man who's about to bother you a 100 more times
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@darklaverne
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4 years
vien vien vien ʳʸᵗ ⁿᵒʷ
@delmiyaa
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4 years
Imagine you’re nowhere near an orgasm and the foolish boy is in your ear commanding you to cum 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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@darklaverne
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unfortunately for everybody and fortunately for politicians, a lot of ghanaians are so fucking stupid
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@darklaverne
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6 years
Penis has made you carry your suitcase from diaspora to Evandy and you're happy with yourself lmfao
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@darklaverne
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6 months
we should be more worried about how hot it is at night nowadays
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@darklaverne
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2 years
my mum caught me vomiting this morning and said i should go buy a pregnancy test... she thinks she's talking to a rookie😂
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@darklaverne
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3 years
gaslighting, breadcrumbing and eventually ghosting are the big 3 to breaking someone emotionally n mentally
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@darklaverne
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3 years
so much pressure on women to have kids from a society that doesn't give half a crap about postpartum depression, not to even speak of postpartum deaths
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@darklaverne
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5 years
Game of Thrones starts in 35 days so if you watch two episodes a day from today you’ll be able to make it through all 7 seasons with two extra days to process what you’ve watched before season 8’s premiere. It’s not too late guys.
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@darklaverne
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4 years
the way ghanaian men would eat the period challenge up!
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@darklaverne
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5 years
“bro” is gender neutral.
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@darklaverne
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3 years
when you're all dressed up to go to bloom or garage and the police stops your car and rounds all of you up on suspicion of prostitution? yeah we're getting there and we're getting there super fast because of our "i don't care" attitude
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@darklaverne
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you cannot protect the identity of someone actively trying to ruin an innocent person's life. the least you can do is call them out so they can properly explain what they're trying to do
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