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digital strategist | over thinker | plant buyer | succession lover | i am tangled headphones in the pocket of life

Joined March 2011
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
8 years
[Queer Eye] Bobby: "I REDID YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE AND KEPT THE FURNITURE BUT REPAINTED IT AND MADE YOU QUILT FROM YOUR DEAD DAD'S SHIRTS" Antoni: "This is how you make pasta" Jonathan: "YAAAAAAAAAAAS" Tan: "Wear a playful shirt over a t shirt" Karamo: "Look in the mirror"
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
10 months
Hi @Uber_RSA my parcel seems to have been stolen by my uber courier. Please assist?
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
11 months
96 hours without power, initial call logged on Friday, no one has come to assist and zero communication. The escalation number doesn’t work. Are you able to actually help or do community managers just sign their names on these responses @CityPowerJhb ref 3309072
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
11 months
Waking up day 5 no grid power @CityPowerJhb ref 3309072
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
1 year
me thinking this was about The Perfect Couple 😖
@JohnCleese
John Cleese
1 year
Merritt's question is all important He's clearly now regularly spouting incoherent and rambling drivel and yet some of his followers still want him to become President Can they imagine the consequences ?
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
2 years
“they all look the same when they’re letting you down” - #thingsmyfriendkimsays
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@NC_Renic
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2 years
The research The sentence
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
2 years
“Oh yes, the Depressed Artist’s Club” my husband thinking he knows the name of the new Taylor Swift album
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
2 years
in no crevice of my brain did i ever think that sonny could be a nickname for jason 😭
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@Mr_Bingo
Mr Bingo 𓄚
2 years
✍🏻
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@Whotfismick
2 years
“put a bandaid over where it hurts” me:
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@outsideofu
attaf
2 years
the tortured poets department’s inspiration
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@frankiebrgstein
ellie
2 years
i want a decades long friendship and a hit comedy show with someone
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@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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@RGA
R/GA
2 years
We should reward people for the things they don't post
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@KagisoTshepe
Tshepe
2 years
Please guys! “Happy Monday” is not a thing. Just get on with the meeting. Don’t say things like this.
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@chinaelevy
maiden china 🍉
2 years
Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.
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@danriquelme
peDANtic
2 years
“i get such a rush from buying things on marketplace - like how am i gonna sleep now?” - my husband
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@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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@adweak
ADWEAK
2 years
BREAKING: Strategic Planner Quickly Learns After Proclaiming "There Are No Bad Ideas" In Brainstorming Session That There's A Shitload Of Bad Ideas
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@davidshrigley
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