daniel singer
@danielsinger
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Fun Story:.So I bought a cameo a few days ago to get .@wolfofwallst to recreate the speech from the movie where he's not fucking leaving. Well he delivered TO THE MAX.
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Baggage claim is one of the few high trust aspects of our new low trust society. Insane how this still works.
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We should institute a 4 year probation on voting if you move from California.
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Headcount at all these late stage companies is wild. Why do you need 7000 employees for a document signing product?? (Docusign). Or 1000 people for a product management tool? (Asana).
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i found a new infinite money hack. flights to california ~ $250. rob up to $950 from walgreens. that’s almost a 4x return!! imagine that in this market.
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Last night was my third break in of the year in SF. I love this city from the bottom of my heart but it can’t continue like this. We’re going to be the next Detroit if we don’t change direction here ASAP.
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new york’s obsession with drinking has to be the worst part about this place. i don’t think i truly grasped the extent before moving here. life has so much more to offer.
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I’ve been in San Francisco for 3 hours and it is 100x worse than I could have even imagined. Good riddance to this place.
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Poly market but for your friend’s relationships and startups.
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OMG someone guard the nursing homes.
Gov. Cuomo: "We want to do with gun violence with what we just did with COVID.".
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god nyc is infinity times better than sf holy shit. how did i live there for so long.
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My 14 year old brother is running circles around me. His keyboard business just had its first 10k revenue day. He’s trashing me for running my company at a loss. The youth are alright.
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ah yes, because in california it is actually *my* fault my house was just robbed.
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The Afghanistan debacle is so much bigger than anyone realizes. And no one cares or is talking about it.
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Men lose 10% of their testosterone each year living in San Francisco.
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Leaked Transcript from Basecamp Board Meeting. Board: How do we get all these woke clowns out of here? We can’t just fire them. CEO: I have an idea.
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Starting a podcast is the new starting a band in college.
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I still don’t understand how we aren’t talking more about the fact that Russia is about to invade Ukraine full scale and that China is licking its lips at Taiwan. 👀👀👀.
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first week of our company being back in office. holy shit what a game changer. instant 5x competitive advantage.
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So it turns out Chesa declined to prosecute the two guys who broke into our place last month. This is what our tax dollars go to folks. In the rare event your burglars are actually caught and arrested. They will be released because our DA has a personal vendetta. Vote better.
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The policies here do not work. At every level of the local and state government. Denial of this is denying reality in favor of ideology and idealism. We must change.
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Free startup idea: Spotify year in review for iMessage. “You were ghosted 14 times last year”.“You messaged 837 new people this year”.“Here are your top chats”.
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Instead of fuck you money it should be called tweet the drafts money because that’s the only thing holding these babies back.
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To clarify for everyone telling me I shouldn't have voted for these folks. I didn't. I'm trying to get others who did to see that their choices have real-life consequences from someone they might know.
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I get closer each day to booking a one way flight to go try out @FrancisSuarez’s town. And no it’s not “because of taxes” maybe some people just don’t want to have their property and safety violated on a regular basis.
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Why don't they just email Kawhi Leonard on Superhuman to find out what team he's going to sign with??.
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I still can’t believe people who have been to the dmv want the government to control even more of their lives.
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Best Name For An Album of 2017
#ElGatoTheHumanGlacier drops Dec22 produced entirely by @sizzle808MAFIA 10 songs in 2 days.
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We should just start calling journalists, content creators and just see what happens.
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What company has a team as savage as Uber 1.0? I don’t think I’ve seen a team like it since.
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I love how after a year of being stuck indoors tech people tell you with a straight face that the future is…. spending all day indoors with a screen strapped to your face and party with people with JPEGs. sureeeee.
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Just look up the headcount at all these companies. All their businesses look fantastic if you are just leaner on HC. Robinhood vs FTX for example. Similar product spheres very different approaches to headcount. Maybe I’m missing something but I keep thinking about it.
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Omicron is not that big of a deal. I tested positive the other day and I feel fine: I’ve been out at concerts, eating at buffets, and volunteering at the local old folks home.
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Broken into again. Professional operation. Why do we allow this to be the status quo.
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i don't know why most vc's don't get it. if you refer engineers. you get allocation. every founder agrees.
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Big generational difference no one is talking about:. Millennials text with autocorrect on. Ie texts start with capitals etc. Gen Z has it completely off. Feeling way too old now.
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@saeviter I’m honestly done blaming the politicians. I blame the voters at this point. They keep voting for the same policies dressed up with different names.
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imagine shutting down society because a subset of your population eats too much.
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Oh and thanks for the parking ticket SFMTA. really adding insult to injury.
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no one in nyc has hobbies. @Pavel_Asparagus and I are on a mission to bring hobbies to nyc.
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in a rare move i think this is one of the really positive aspects of the bay areas culture was the focus on other forms of enjoyment rather than as @Pavel_Asparagus puts it really well. Numbing yourself 4 nights a week.
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I don’t think there’s a better skill for someone young to learn than having made some money for themselves by creating a product or service. No matter how small. That skillset is going to do him wonders for the rest of his life. Couldn’t be prouder.
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Just got asked for my id, vax card, and given a mask to wear for 5 seconds to order a taco. @rabois can I come back?.
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The zuck video makes him by far the most lovable of the american billionaires.
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FUCK.
Supply chain crisis now threatening chicken tenders.
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i think what I’m concluding is taxes aside Marin is the greatest place in the world.
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Leave San Francisco. Your life will improve tremendously. It’s not going to get better. Save yourself.
This just happened at the @Walgreens on Gough & Fell Streets in San Francisco. #NoConsequences @chesaboudin
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the existence of hunter biden implies the existence of gatherer biden.
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Just like every teenage girl coordinating her friends to comment on a new Instagram post and pick the right caption… . …there are tech bros in group chats perfecting the perfect viral tweet and coordinating retweets and wording.
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Making maps feel like a video game is amazing. This is so delightful.
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my girlfriend just made me delete a tweet for optics reasons. big girlfriend is censoring our free speech. we need a congressional inquiry now!.
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Wired on cafecito but here it goes. @FrancisSuarez is the greatest mayor in America. Couldn’t think of a more fitting end to the Miami trip than with the best sales pitch I’ve heard in a long time. More to come.
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What if apps had ‘hours of operation’ like retail stores? You could only use Instagram 9 AM to 9 PM Thursday through Tuesday. Microsoft Excel was open for business 8 AM Monday - 8 PM Friday.
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I love just how much more we have to pay for everything in California. I don’t think people realize how much each little decision, battle, regulation etc leads to everything costing more. Rides, Groceries, Restaurants, everything. I wish everything was itemized like this
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@typesfast Can we start building automated ports in other harbors and then compete down the union labor by shifting traffic to those ports?. How do we stop being held captive by these guys.
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A WSJ JOURNALIST PICTURED IN GRAMERCY SELLING HIS BOOK DURING BOARD NEGOTIATIONS
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@micsolana I should just donate my house to people who need it more right? That’s how it’s supposed to work?.
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Guys don’t worry hyperinflation isn’t here yet. Just everything is getting really expensive, really quickly.
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I feel like ax throwing is just shooting guns for liberals.
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When you hear the word commit do you think about code or relationships?.
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Ran into this guy on the street. Miami could not be a better fit for Tendies.
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Waiting for the inevitable “how squid games is just like startups and venture capital. A 🧵”. Please QT that thread here when it inevitably happens.
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Wanna intern @ 🐼?. DM me a quick 2-3line blurb on something unique about you. Or be creative 🧐. SF & $. Starts now or in summer. RT / Pass this to your favorite college student. Encourage Women / URM / PoC to reach out! . Diverse teams are better teams.
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I don’t think I’ve seen a better benefits package since Basecamp
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Someone I’ve been friends with for 4 years just told me they can’t associate with me anymore because I have “very different values” (differing political views). This is sad for a number of reasons but here’s a brief few:.
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btw talking with my younger brother yesterday and snapchat is alive and well and incredibly dominant in gen z. look at this snap map.
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One day I'm going to run to fix SF. We could and should be a world-class city. We could have a thriving arts scene and 5x as many restaurants and beautiful imaginative buildings surrounding our parks. We could have public safety and prosperity. One day.
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I found screenshots of a deck I made when I was 9 for my parents about the Minecraft server I wanted to start. To be honest, if you changed some words and added in a 4B TAM and a hockey stick chart, coulda raised a few hundred grand for this sucker at the time 😂😝
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Super excited to share what we've been working on @pandastartup .Going to tweet some thoughts about what and why we're doing so follow along below or try it out right away on Product Hunt.
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“Man fuck a valuation show me personal funds”. Drake chose violence with the venture community today 😂.
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@chesaboudin please actually prosecute these people this time. These crimes matter. More so than going after DoorDash and Postmates.
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Not gonna lie. I am thoroughly amused. This is some hunger games cornucopia type shit
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