Danielle - bad decisions & baseball ⚾
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I'm nice & I love baseball. 💙 Bad decisions and Royals tweets in all caps. Human disaster. Alt acct @missroyalkc_of and 🌶️ fun content below! ⤵️
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Joined May 2009
How is this even possible I am known to naughty lists worldwide
Santa told me he’s never heard of you before
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Mets fans turning on Lindor for this are pathetic, weak-minded losers who fall for a clearly racist dogshit tabloid fuck you fuck the post fuck mike puma fuck joel sherman fuck mike vaccaro wish i could just enjoy my team/players without racist losers getting in the way
Mets star Francisco Lindor’s podcaster wife is on Zohran Mamdani’s inaugural committee https://t.co/NwM9SDCBkl
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They should put adderall in the water supply like they do fluoride
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The post office should make this a clandestine add on service
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I love this certified pest so much🫶🏻
José Ramírez is 15 HR and 13 SB away from becoming the 9th player in MLB history with 300 HR and 300 SB. The other eight are Barry Bonds, Bobby Bonds, Willie Mays, Alex Rodriguez, Carlos Beltrán, Andre Dawson, Steve Finley, and Reggie Sanders.
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Can someone deliver me some speed or coke or amps or something to help me stop feeling soooooo frickin tired so I can at least accomplish going to the store for food
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Amazon just alerted me that a paper towel holder I liked over 8 years ago is now $0.03 cheaper. Thank you Jeff Bezos for this Christmas miracle
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And in further defense I prob would have laughed at this if I was friends with this person or had any previous interactions, but my first reaction was, "OF COURSE someone would say that." I am also uncaffeinated lol
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Also in his defense, it was a reply to a further comment about how men should be more attracted to older women (but I kinda think you just like what you like, idk?).
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Found a thread about Pluribus casting the main protagonist as a 50 yr old woman who actually looks her age and men lol
@suchnerve Also, risk-free creampies even if you're not snipped
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My son and his gf are here hanging out and he's talking to a friend on the phone and I just heard him say, "aww man don't say that, you got hot Latina women to live for." 😂🤣🤣
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I just found a lone toaster strudel in the back of my freezer underneath a bunch of flavor ice and thought I'd give it a whirl. It was not good lol but the frosting packet was amazing so I'm calling it a win
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A doctor who does blepharoplasties and Botox in their camper van would fix me.
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Oops, my sports bra ripped in the front. What to do!?
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Making this for arch nemesis @ThatBootlegGuy next time he's in town lol
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I love her
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Liking boobs is a scientific fact
Oops, this should have been on my main account lol I'm not sure I get much only fns and electrical engineering cross over here 😂😂😂
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Oops, this should have been on my main account lol I'm not sure I get much only fns and electrical engineering cross over here 😂😂😂
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Angela Collier put out a video with an EE arc so it's a merry Christmas for me!
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I half expected Pete Hegseth to shôôt Santa out of the sky last night, has he been marked safe?
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