Sooo many engagements. Sooo many babies. And I’m over here like what should I eat for my next meal?

Does anyone actually do a job at @Expedia / @ExpediaHelp !? I am having the worst experience ever trying to get someone to help me get a new flight home after the airline cancelled one of my layover flights home 😡

Going on almost a week of dealing with @Expedia not giving me a new flight for my canceled one 😡 I leave in 30 days, I need to get back home.

mentally I’m here 👻🎃🍂🕷👻🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🏚️ 🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🏚️ 🌙🍂🏚️ ⚰️⚰️⚰️👻🍂🍂🍂👻👻🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🖤🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸👻🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🏚️ 🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀👻🕷🏚️

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.

Me: I have a bug bite. Ricky: What would you like to do about it? Me: uhh.. itch it until it bleeds..? Ricky: okay, well I can’t help with that so have fun.

I can’t believe we made this in 2017 and in 2022 we still have to remind people what healthcare is… reproductive care IS healthcare. #BansOffOurBodies

Told I asked my practicum supervisor if there is a script for calling clients because I don’t talk on the phone.. ever. He was very confused

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

CDC March 2020: DON’T TOUCH YOUR FACE!!! CDC now: *takes long drag of cigarette* sure, whatever

Did you know you can be allergic to contacts? Neither did I… until I found out I was allergic to them 😤

This is Louie. He’s been catching flights while you’ve been catching feelings. 12/10 embarrassing for you

https://t.co/d6qWkLb4fX

https://t.co/JucAU8Egw5

We should really normalize standing on one side of an escalator and leaving the other side open for people who want to walk up it like they do it Europe. Thanks for coming to me TedTalk.

On all levels but physical this is me

Just finished watching BoJack Horsemen and now I’m having an existential crisis.

Last year, we had to figure out how to switch from in-person to virtual learning in less than 48 hours. This made our classes more accessible to students who have a hard time getting to campus. Now professors hesitate to offer hybrid learning in their classes. We can't go back.

2 days in a row someone has parked in my non assigned assigned parking spot (which I’ve been parking in for over two years). I’m in the mood to just come in and smash their car with mine while I park there.

Anyone else keep adding clothes to the drier and drying them until you’re ready to fold them? No? Just me?

I’m putting it out into the universe; I want to move to Seattle, Washington