Daniel Kolitz
@danielkolitz
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Had a blast talking goon on @TrueAnonPod
EPISODE 499.5: GOONED! We head to the cave with Daniel Kolitz (@danielkolitz) to talk about his new piece on the phenomenon of GOONING!
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Link appears to be working again!
Wankbattling. Pornosexuality. The very real possibility that most people will be illiterate within like ten years. All this and more in my long-in-the-works report on the world of gooning, which you can read now in @Harpers
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Appears the link is down…perhaps a gooner DDoS attack although I think I gave them a fair shake…watch this space…
Wankbattling. Pornosexuality. The very real possibility that most people will be illiterate within like ten years. All this and more in my long-in-the-works report on the world of gooning, which you can read now in @Harpers
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Truly bottom-of-my heart gratitude to @elenasb_ for taking this on and shaping it/making it better every step of the way. Immense thanks as well to Matthew Sherrill for expertly picking up where Elena left off and to @mr_gusaroni, this piece’s all-timer fact-checker.
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“What is this? Why isn’t it porn?” That is what they will say about this article (and all other articles) in the future. Until then:
harpers.org
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
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Wankbattling. Pornosexuality. The very real possibility that most people will be illiterate within like ten years. All this and more in my long-in-the-works report on the world of gooning, which you can read now in @Harpers
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Kolitz restoring the one true millennial art form––the takedown––to its former glory:
I wrote about Millennials for @thebafflermag
https://t.co/9FxcIsiPDS
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Bloomberg reporter Charlie Wells searches for the millennial in strip malls, dating sites, and Rust Belt drug counseling offices. What he comes up with, writes @danielkolitz, has more blind spots than an episode of “Girls.” https://t.co/96xfBKWlyf
thebaffler.com
A central premise of millennial life was that in exchange for accepting less—less money, less stability—one could stay young forever.
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so nice we did it thrice featuring @emotrophywife @danielkolitz @kittystremy and @samuelhylandism come hate with the best
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Wrote about Backwardness, Garielle Lutz’s fairly insane 932-page autobiographical masterpiece, for @thenation
thenation.com
Garielle Lutz is one of America’s great writers. Why has her literary genius gone unnoticed?
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Wrote about Paul Wolfowitz, and my ongoing “Wolfowitz mania,” for the great @stillalivemag
https://t.co/1jDJQgBSTj
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Me at 23, interviewing the world’s foremost amphetamine historian while out of my mind on amphetamine:
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I spent most of 2014 compulsively taking Adderall while ‘investigating’ Adderall. Wrote about that experience, and some of what I learned, for Broadcast.
pioneerworks.org
Dispatches from the Adderall Epidemic.
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Wrote about Michael Clune’s pretty astonishing heroin memoir for @thenation
thenation.com
Michael Clune’s White Out is among the most intense and intellectually thrilling books on opiate addiction.
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If any gallery out there would like 800 blurry photographs of teens smoking weed in parking lots ca. 2007, let's start the conversation.
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Wrote about mid-aughts flip phone photograph aesthetics and being really insanely sad your friend died for @dirtyverse, thanks @daisandconfused for taking it on.
dirt.fyi
Eternal lens flare of the spotless mind.
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