Danielle💃🏼
@dani_elle831
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you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking ☀️
Mars, someday
Joined August 2010
WE’RE HAVING A GIRL!!!! 🩷🎀💕
✨POLL TIME✨. third child is a —. (I have two boys).(no I’m not giving you a reveal button).
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not sure if american eagle could fit the bump like these do tho
I’m still gonna wear skinny jeans tho.
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why do dogs keep doing this?? 😭😭. oh, and I have to mention that it isn’t a pitbull.
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I was moving my car about a foot into my garage and let my 2.5 year old sit in the front seat. after I parked he pressed the correct button to open the door. so idk how these adults can’t figure it out.
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spotify listening hours for audiobooks are completely made up.
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RT @___frye: the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week.
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honestly didn’t think I’d miss the politics obsession bc this somehow even more boring.
Grok Imagine is now making *videos* in 1/2 to 1/4 the time that major competitors take to make a single image!.
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haven’t heard of one liberal boycott American eagle but the conservatives boycotted bud light for years bc they didn’t like the trans actor for their commercial.
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never.
How old were you the first time you lived alone? Not with parents or roommates. I’m having an interesting conversation with a friend, and it has left me wondering.
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none of my children ever fit into newborn diapers nor newborn clothing. we tell anyone gifting us clothes we need 3+ month and up 🤣.
Is it normal for baby to be still wearing newborn diapers at a month old?.
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instead we get ai slop and a companion you can cheat on your partner with.
Just spent 45 minutes on IG sending reels to my people and laughing my 🫏 off. Why has it taken 3 yrs and we still don’t have this here? 😂.
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I probably would have died (and definitely my child) if I did a home birth with my first. but to each their own. hope it all goes smoothly for you.
I’m a first time mom going to do a home birth while some family members have no idea since they are home birth Disrespectors. Tell me I’m gonna be alright.
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you literally can have a career and have kids. I only know a few women who do not do both & those are the absolute miserable ones.
I do want kids, but my great-grandmother, who had 11 children with an alcoholic husband and lived in rural poverty so deep that my grandpa dropped out of 8th grade to work at a shoe factory, would be thrilled to see me at 31 in a loving relationship doing work I love
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RT @ItsMrsPlugg: I think there’s a lot to be said about people who refuse to give gifts that people want because of how they feel about it.
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what if I made a red velvet cake with a whipped cream frosting and not a cream cheese frosting.
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just have a few more babies and you will take either way more photos or way less.
My baby has been alive for 4 months and I have approx. 990 photos of her in my phone. That’s 3k pictures a year. 54,000 photos by the time she’s 18. I don’t have enough storage for this.
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you don’t do the laundry naked?.
So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing rn. you will never have a completely fresh start etc.
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you all are checking out?.
Life hack. You never have to check out of a hotel. Just leave. Why does no one do this including my husband?.
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