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photographer / Third Eye Blind / stage left

San Francisco
Joined March 2009
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@eddiepepitone
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Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.
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@danhalen66
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White Claw is the new vape.
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@danhalen66
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Sit on a park bench long enough, the world starts to come to you.
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@eddiepepitone
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My earthquake kit: bundt cake from 2007, styrofoam pants, vegan cheese wiz, Faces of Death on VHS, a sample of my DNA and a fork.
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@TheMoth
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@danhalen66
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I’m going to reduce my emotional depth down to expressing my feelings using words spelled out on an upside down calculator. #modernlove
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@danhalen66
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A coffee cup with good weight can really make a difference in your day.
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“I’m not going stand on shore and watch you sail away, while you scream at me for being an asshole for not helping you row.”
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@danhalen66
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"I have scars on my hands from touching certain people." -J.D. Salinger
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@danhalen66
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My life sometimes feels like spending $480 at a hotel just to shower, then putting back on your dirty underwear.
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Death is romantic, until someone hands you the bill.
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@eddiepepitone
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Good Cop Bad Cop: my partner wants to burn your mother alive. I want to show u how to use Final Cut Pro? Your call.
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@danhalen66
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The eclipse is nothing but a global traffic accident. #keepdriving
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I'm afraid the next generation of iPhones are going to be so big, we will have to wear JNCO Jeans just to carry them.
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@danhalen66
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"What do you mean the torches are missing?!"
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@danhalen66
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Ain't talkin' 'bout love.. @GregRenoff. Thanks @Britt_Pennella for the recommendation!!! @ Coming your way @justbrad23
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@danhalen66
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The Make a Wish Foundation denied my 'one lunch date' wish with @Apey because peter pan syndrome doesn't qualify as me being a child. #fml
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@danhalen66
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It's one of the great tragedies of our contemporary life in America, that families fall apart. Almost everybody has that in common. -Shepard
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