Do not enter in my DMs. I will assume you have never touched a woman with consent.

Just found out boobs weigh like 7 lbs. Next time Ima subtract that from my weight every time I step on the scale. Girl math is real

A girl in a bubble

Sometimes I think And then I forget

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is I can’t wait to go to bed tonight?

Grew up thinking my mom was always irritated for no reason. Now look at me always irritated

Y’all wanted this snow❄ Now look at you, in the ditch.

Let's get this day started with a nice big bowl of why tf am I awake

I was hoping this snow was gonna be like most men promising 12 inches but giving 4 ❄️🥶😂

Baby girl! At the end of the day, NOBODY knows how hard you hustle for what you have, how alone you feel at times, how much sleep you lose, or your daily struggles. that's why you gotta do it for yourself and ALWAYS stay ten toes down.. no matter what 🌧️🦋🩵

People r posting pictures of snow like we don't have fcking windows.

I sure could go for a mosquito bite and a sunburn right about now

I didn't lose motivation today. It froze. 🥶

I want to be like my 2 m/o. Eat, sleep, repeat and poop

There’s nothing better than being in bed on a snowy sunday morning

Snow drivers fall into two categories: 1. Terrified. 2. The reason everyone else is terrified.

This January feels like its own year.

Question for the guys How y'alls shrinkydinks holding up in this cold 🥶

What's the temperature right now where you live?

When you just got done changing your baby's diaper....yep! back to the changing table we go 😤😤

I love saying “I’ll figure it out” with no plan or backup.. just blind confidence