Dan Schweizer
@dangeonmaster33
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(He/Him) Professional Avionics Technician. Amateur Writer. Avid GM. Life long fan of the Chicago Bears AND the St. Louis Cardinals.
Joined October 2020
Calling #ttrpgsolidarity #dnd5e DM’s, players, and creative types! I really want to home-brew a Warlock Patron that lets you emulate a bard, kind of how Celestial can mimic Cleric. The idea is inspired by “The Pitiful Children” from “Be More Chill”. Let’s brew something crazy 😜
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Yep, that. Dungeons And Dragons Was Honestly Great, And It's Infuriating Its Box Office Might Cost Us A Sequel
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Top 5 @NFL off-season winners so far: 5: Broncos #BroncosCountry 4: Cowboys #CowboysNation 3: Dolphins #FinsUp 2: Giants #TogetherBlue 1: Bears #DaBears Reply with your list, or retweet if I got it right! ✍🏾👇🏾 https://t.co/gGXF2GbwWH
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#CriticalRoleSpoilers remember keyleth was stunned. she was conscious but stunned. she could see him. and could barely say a word. couldnt move so she couldnt touch him even though for the first time in 30 years he was physically fucking there.
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Martha Stewart was imprisoned for lying about her insider trading SVB sold millions in stock & paid themselves mega bonuses RIGHT before begging for a bailout Peter Thiel withdrew millions & sparked the bank run They should be treated the same way Martha was AT THE VERY LEAST
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Billionaire Peter Thiel withdrew MILLIONS from Sillicon Valley Bank before it fell SVB sold $4.4 million in stock right before it fell They gave huge bonuses to execs HOURS before they begged Americans for a bailout But yea these greedy assholes really deserve more tax cuts🙄
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So a former league MVP, 4th in overall wins since entering the league, entering his 5th year & the same age as incoming rookie Stetson Bennet is free to negotiate… but all these teams know before speaking to him that they’re good? Yea right there’s no collusion!
Teams that reportedly will *not* be pursuing a deal for Lamar Jackson include: ▫️Falcons ▫️Dolphins ▫️Panthers ▫️Commanders ▫️Raiders
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Lamar Jackson Daniel Jones 45-16 record 21-32-1 record 26 years old 25 years old MVPs-1 MVPs-O Pass TDs-101 Pass TDs-60 Rush TDs-24 Rush TDs-12 If teams don’t want Lamar, why were the Giants afraid they’d want Daniel Jones?
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ok, let's see here so Kyler Murray gets $230,500,000 with $189,500,000 guaranteed after proving nothing & going 22-23-1 as a starter and Aaron Rodgers gets $50,271,667 a year with $150M guaranteed at 38-years old and DeShaun Watson gets $230,000,000 guaranteed after over 20
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The constant attempt to discredit what Justin Fields was able to accomplish last year as a 2nd year QB in his second system with a mediocre supporting cast has reached asinine levels.
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WHY THE FUCK would Rep. Paul Sherrell of Tennessee want to bring back HANGING BY A TREE????? RT to make sure everyone sees this shit. https://t.co/anOZbHESEb
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So the founder of Stability Ai basically said they’d bypass FIREWALLS to get private data for generative Ai when public data is exhausted.. i.e hacking..WTF #unethicalasshit #stolendata #stabilityai #createdontscrape
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I literally don’t even care if Young or Stroud prove to be better throwers than JF1 in the end. Fields has proven to be a great leader that teammates get behind, and he makes the team FUN to watch. If he gets traded, I am done with the Bears.
Imagine trading this away … You can’t. You literally just can’t. No #Bears Fan wants that to happen. It’s not going to happen. Let’s move on. And build around JF1.
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Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion. In the New
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Toy Story 5 should introduce a new Chris Evans Buzz Lightyear toy and put Tim Allen Buzz Lightyear in the same jealous position that Woody was in when he first came. And Chris Evans Buzz doesn't believe he's a toy. That'd be fun.
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Just call the Heisman a QB award and be done with the facade already
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