Girl at the gym: OMG you were on BIP right?
Me: yes
Girl: (texts friend comes back) you were my friend Julie’s fav! Can we FaceTime her?
Me: ya of course
Julie from FaceTime: that’s not Mike that’s Clay!
Girl: ohh I’m so sorry Julie (call ends)
Im sorry too Julie.. I’m sorry too
Me: I’ll be on vacation planned 6 months ago with college friends. Producers: you really need to be there ppl will want to know what happened.
Me: Okay I’ll cancel vaca and make it.
Producers:
When I signed w the Pats in 2016 the first thing I noticed about Tom Brady was how even after 16 years with the same team basically same offense, he was still in the front row of every meeting feverishly taking notes as if he was in algebra class the day before a test.
#patriots
George Kittle on what the Bears should do with the number 1 pick.
“trade back and get as many picks as they can and give QB1 some actual options.”
Kittle about to have Chicago coming after him. 😂😂
#DaBears
#Bears
#ChicagoBears
“The Bears suck, the Bears are the worst team in the league, and the Bears are going 0-17”. I’m here for Kyle Brandt calling out Mike Martz 😂
#DaBears
#BearDown
Y’all wanna hear the WORSE reason on why to trade Fields and take Williams yet?
Emmanuel Acho thinks the Bears should draft Williams bc they might get TOO MANY first round draft picks w a trade and in doing so more chances to “miss”.
Can’t make this stuff up. 😂
#DaBears
So these are my two grandmas one is 95 and one is 88. They both grew up in Mississippi. They both grew up in segregated neighborhoods and schools. They both are great friends.
#myfavs
#thatsall
Yes I was at the reunion they chose not to show my convo with Nicole. I basically explained why I didn’t think we were far enough along to get engaged and that I really did want to continue to date and wished her luck with her new relationship.
#didntmissmuch
2012 I’m in Philly after practice I leave my iPad at the facility to download some game film I go home for a few hours and come back to Nick Foles still in the film room watching tape and drawing coverages on the board during a week when he wasn’t starting.
#hardworkpaysoff
I’m excited about watching the season premier of the
#bachelor
tonight but I’m taking a drink of wine every time the word “windmill” is said and I’m nervous I might end up blacked out.
#MondayFunday
An ex from years back just texted me asked how I was and then asked if I could help her sign up for the Bachelor bc she has a “big crush” on Matt and I don’t know if she’s being serious or not.
Christian Kirk:
•played in all 17 games.
•1,108 yard *career high
•84 receptions *career high
•8 Touchdowns *career high
“Worst contract of the free agency”
#Jaguars
#Jags
#DUUUVAL
I’ve always admired my cousin for overcoming so much adversity growing up to become the man he is today. He’s genuine, authentic and one of the best people I know.
#TheBachelorette
#AndrewS
The last thing I would want to see if I was about to propose is my ex girlfriend. Disrespectful of Kendall to insert herself in a moment that should only be about Joe, Serena and their future together.
#BachelorInParadise
I can honestly say this is the worst I’ve ever seen an NFL WR look trying to catch an open football.
This drop isn’t should be on Poles and Eberflus for continuing to put him on offense.
#DaBears
#Bears
Bumpy flight home. Land order an Uber home. 45 mins later I’m at my place. Later in the day I go to my parking garage to get in my car only to remember I actually parked at the airport.
#happyFriday
#fml
So the Bears basically traded 9 games of Roquan Smith for chase Claypool a 5th rounder and a solid veteran LB AJ Klein.
Ryan Poles is DEALING!
#DaBears
#Bears
#Chicago
So the new bachelors name is Clayton he went to college in Missouri and is a 6”4 former tight end. I had to check twice to make sure I didn’t miss a call 😂.
#TheBachelor
If Ndamukong Suh did this to Tom Brady and not Justin Fields he might be leaving the game in handcuffs.
I understand he was a runner but there has to be more consistency with these calls.
#DaBears
#Bears
#ChicagoBears
Chase Claypool is only 24 years old he has over 2000 yards and 12 TD’s in 2.5 seasons.
He’s 6’4” 240 lbs, runs a 4.40 40yd jumps over 40” a 10’7” broad jump. Big. Talk. Fast. Explosive. Just what QB1 needed.
#DaBears
#Bears
#ChicagoBears
@nicolelovar
Colton didn’t force Cassie to say she loved him or get engaged. He fought for her bc that is REAL love. Not ultimatums and demands.
@clayharbs82
Somehow the Bears “don’t have a plan” when next year they will have almost double of any team in the NFL in cap space. Cmon guys. Poles has built this thing the right way.
#DaBears
A BIG winner in AJ Brown trade is Dallas Goedert. Teams are going to have to worry about the NFL’s best rushing team as well as Devonta Smith and Brown on the outside. Goedert is gonna find the middle of the field open and ALOT of LB matchups.
#PhiladelphiaEagles
4th & 10 with a 1:29 left. Fields steps up buys time and puts one on the numbers of Equanimeous St. Brown for a should be 1st down.
People still have the audacity to say “He DiDnT MaKe ThE ThrOwS dOwN the STreTCh.”Wow.
#DaBears
#Bears
The two plays on the outside are huge penalties but the one in the middle is not.
If you’re gonna make these calls you HAVE TO make them consistently.
#DaBears
#Bears
#Chcaho