daneworms🗿
@daneworms
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Shout-out to Jupiter and Saturn for being really big planets.
Nearburg, Detroit
Joined September 2009
Nick (doing an spot-on impression of Jen Bush): Please cum Stav: AHAHAHAHAHAA AAA A A A A….hell yes Adam: 🦗
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Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.
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One of the maga hats landing on a supporter in the crowd and Charlie Kirk takes over their body like in Mario Odyssey
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Bro I’m so chopped Even the bags under my eyes are not symmetrical
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In Super Mario 64, if a shell-less Koopa bumps into Mario while he is asleep, he will enter a "sleepwalking" state, where all of his voice sounds are replaced by snoring. He will continue snoring even when being shot out of a cannon; the only way to wake him up is to harm him.
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Timothée Shart Lo mein during the ballet
Timothée Shart Lo mein
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🎶Nintendo’s gonna sue the pants offa’ Donald🎶
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In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the system is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.
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🎶similar to a Battle Pass🎶 🎶I just shit out my ass🎶
More newly confirmed information for Pokemon Champions: - Character Customization. - Save data bonus for Pokemon Legends Z-A is, Chesnaughtite, Delphoxite, Geninjite and Floettite. - Early download bonus is Dragonite. - There will be a system similar to a Battle Pass.
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if you have flappy bird on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back.
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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A 2023 German psychiatric study found that playing Super Mario Odyssey significantly improved depressive symptoms in clinically depressed individuals compared to regular psychotherapeutic treatment, reducing depression by 43%.
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*Dan Reynolds playing with some goop between his index finger and thumb* 🎶This is my CUM! This is my CUM🎶
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Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.
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