Dan Coffman
@dan_coff
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retired
Seattle, WA
Joined November 2010
My last day at Coinbase was March 1st. 6 years. When I joined, CB was ~100 people. Amazing company.
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Very tempted to do the most American thing possible and buy both an F-350 and a Corvette.
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SWEs will actually religiously flame each other about made-up API conventions instead of ever having a single idea that helps their business succeed
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I’m traveling in Europe on a diplomatic passport, so I thought I’d take this opportunity to say a few things ordinary Europeans (and Brits) can’t.
A Message to „piggy Land“: there is No censorship in Europe, and everybody has to follow our rules” Trump fights the free press, suing newspapers and TV stations. So leave us alone
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man they were not kidding. I can’t do it alone without a forklift.
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ChatGPT remains unable to make diagrams that make any sense or at all correspond to the mostly sensible words it produces.
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There are tens of thousands of people who live in the Sahara where no plant except the date palm grows, who get ~70% of their calories from dates.
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A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again. The professor was delighted. But when, a minute later, the plumber handed him the bill, he was
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You would go to a coffee shop in 2002 and people would be drinking black drip coffee out of styrofoam cups sitting in folding metal chairs like they were at an AA meeting.
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It can’t come soon enough. Everything sucked before hipsters went on a crusade for excellence in trivialities.
I can feel it coming, the resurgence of millennial hipster culture. In a few years people will be making their own pickles and playing banjo music again. Even now, the spectre is looming.
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You can deposit USD from a bank account, turning it into USDC on Coinbase, and get 3% of what you deposit for free. That's actually an extremely sweet deal.
We’re paying you to stack crypto. 3% in Bitcoin, automatically. All week. Add more, earn more.
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Bone-in pork shoulder is $2-3 a pound depending on the day. Braise it 6 hours on high in a slow cooker with some achiote paste blended in with OJ. Make some pickled red onions by chopping a red onion into quarter-moons, putting it in a Pyrex, and submerging it 2/3rd of the way
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ladies, be honest: you "prefer" the one on the left only because he's attainable
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