Imagine a world where the Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York City does not have a single comprehensible plan for public safety. Well, you're in the luck, Twitterverse. You can listen to @ZohranKMamdani say nothing over and over again, with his cotton candy plan: big,

@LangmanVince Kamil Majchrzak reunited with the young fan who had his hat snatched at the US Open. A wholesome ending to the story ❤️ This is what sportsmanship is all about. 🙌 Protect this man! 🥹

I want a concert ticket app that allows for users to bid. Protect the buyer in terms of things like obstructed view printed on tickets but not disclosed. Like id love to go to @oasis tonight but my max bid is $150 a ticket.

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🔥 MUST-WATCH: “And that’s why it’s important to teach ALL history, Jillian — not just cherry-pick certain % when they work for your argument.” @debunkjunction fires the @JillianMichaels slavery-downplaying claim that “only 2% of whites owned slaves” into the sun (and shows

Managing your finances, no matter how much you make, is key to financial success. No one knows this better than @teyanataylor. The recent culinary school grad was given $300 to create a 🔥fit for Chime’s Ball on A Budget. See how she pulled it off. Powered by @Chime

.@ring why isn’t the Wired Doorbell Pro a 24/7 recording device yet??

Something brand new is coming… #SpiderManDay

we back on the track

RIP Brotha.

Version D. next 6 weeks play out in the #Epstein case. 1) Maxwell stays in jails says there’s a list 2) Dershowitz produces list (gets disbarred). 3) investigations are spun up and people release statements to get a head of the story.

Version C. next 6 weeks play out in the #Epstein case. 1) Maxwell dies. 2) Dershowitz dies. 3) grand jury testimony won’t be unsealed. 4) buried and moved on based other global topics.

Version B. next 6 weeks play out in the #Epstein case. 1) Maxwell revised testimony lists Clinton & other big name democrats. 2) Dershowitz dies. 3) arrests are made but after months no cases brought. 4) buried on peace or war in Middle East and moved on.

Version A. next 6 weeks play out in the #Epstein case. 1) Maxwell goes free based on revised testimony there’s no list. 2) Dershowitz dies (be it hard attack, mystery illness no one knows he had, or car crash). 3) grand jury testimony won’t be unsealed. 4) buried and moved on.

Sad to hear about the passing of Ozzy. Feels like that last show was really his goodbye.

Wowowowow. @FantasticFour was freaking FANTASTIC!!!! Thanks @MarvelStudios & @IMAX — see it on the biggest screen #fantastic4 #imax #fantasticfour

Oh !!! now we have tutorial on how to tackle if you’re in Coldplay cheating couple like situation at a concert.

Ok so after buying tickets on @StubHub — the listing never stated obstructed view. The transferred tickets say video view only?! What’s the point of going to a live show if you’re watching it on tv. @TeamStubHub feeling completely robbed.

While checking out on @StubHub well under the 10 minutes get to the last screen to get an message sorry those tickets are gone. Wtf. 🤬

I can only show you the🚪 Links in profile.

If only I had faith. 😂

If I was @NYCMayor I’d turn around tomorrow and say it’s clear @ZohranKMamdani has struck a cord with freezing the rent and AS MAYOR I’m going to take that one right now!!! Either it’s a success and he’ll win re-election or it’ll fail and it a campaign ad showing it cant work.