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@dELYSEious
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Pocket evangelist. Your girlfriend. Retweets=I want to do butt stuff.
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Joined March 2008
sometimes think i should delete this account but sometimes i need a reminder of why i've worked so hard to stay sober for the last 8 years sometimes that's scrolling through the years of live tweeting my journey down a spiralling hellscape into jaws of death and narrowly escaping
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CAN WE FIX THIS??
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I don’t know why no one even bothers to wonder if I’m only quiet because I got added to a group DM and then got crazy rich day trading crypto. But you all assume it’s because i hate it here. You’re not wrong but it could be both
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don't get me wrong. i could withstand another hellscape tour. This one i'm on now is genuinely awful, for example But i know. I KNOW. i cannot keep wrecked me from attempting to go viral. and the threat of fucked up me on the internet is not something I can live down again no way
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I guess I haven’t tweeted all year. Let me bring y’all up to speed: America. Yo. Fuck this place.
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@dELYSEious reminds me of ur elegant comparisons between sex work and other forms of work. Bodies r currency always, 4 good and/or for ill
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Ok. Super. 👍🏻
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I just got free cheesecake at BK for being hot and kind of a bitch. Believe in yourself, kids. Dreams can come true.
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I just ran 7 miles and now all I want to do is bleed and poop and nap and I gotta pick no more than 2 out of the 3. #sext
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I mean really, Donald Trump never even owned any of the women he assaulted so that's a step up from say, our founding fathers. We'll be fine
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Everyone relax, nothing in US history has ever prevented rapists from being perfectly fine Presidents.
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Can we convince @paulfeig to reboot #Election2016 with all girls?
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Oh. Right. He bullied her into silence. Carry on. This is fine.
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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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Fact: women only fuck things up 77% for every 100% that men do.
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In Illinois you can register today right at your polling place. I did. I don't have an Illinois ID and I voted. Go. #Vote2016
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