Cynical Disney
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To all who come to this cynical place, welcome! Disney takes without the pixie dust.
Joined July 2024
Idk but those pizzas better work miracles for those prices
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NOOOO, KEEP MARVEL’S RAGGEDY ASS AWAY FROM HER
OLC社長「TDRにマーベルのアトラクションも、ホテル増設検討」 https://t.co/6m4bmVnMyO
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Sorry for the language but this is the biggest load of bullshit. Uni, Disney, SeaWorld, Six Flags and so many major players prioritize safety at their parks. You are statistically safer at a theme park than doing MOST daily activities and when it comes to roller coasters, that
But Universal has long made it really clear that they don't care about making their parks accessible, and based on my recent visit they didn't seem very concerned with safety in general, so I'm not really surprised
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She’s confusing Universal with Disney. One of the two made it nigh impossible to qualify for disability and I’ll give you a hint: it wasn’t Universal
But Universal has long made it really clear that they don't care about making their parks accessible, and based on my recent visit they didn't seem very concerned with safety in general, so I'm not really surprised
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It’s funny how every single problem the Disney company has had in the past 15 years is one that was self inflicted. Every single issue at the parks, the film division, streaming, executive succession planning, political discourse, etc could have been completely avoided had they
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WE ARE SO BACK
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ZIP A DEE DOO DAH ZIP A DEE AY MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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Acquired… chimichanga
Need… chimichanga
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Huh? That’s not Breach by Twenty One Pilots
I’M SORRY might get cancelled for saying this but the life of a showgirl sounds like it’s been copied from somewhere? idk just the beat, lyrics, all of it. its so familiar. i just can’t pinpoint exactly where i’ve heard it? wait, figured it out, it sounds like album of the year
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Somewhere in this world @wallin_ballin just fell to his knees completely distraught
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Such a good boy for picking John Carpenter’s The Thing
Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’ chooses his 4 favorite films: • Air Bud • The Birds • The Thing • Challengers (Source: @letterboxd)
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To the Disney intern that has to watch my account, I hope you have a good day. They don’t pay you enough
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If Disney were “extremely thoughtful” then they wouldn’t have closed Muppet Vision, RoA, all of DinoLand, It’s Tough to be a Bug, Splash Mountain, and they wouldn’t have EPCOT be in the state it’s in right now. Complete and utter bs
Walt Disney World President Jeff Vahle on Disney’s approach to closing attractions for new offerings: “We know that everything at Walt Disney World is somebody’s favorite, so we were extremely thoughtful about that. These lands and attractions will deliver some incredibly
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There’s literally abandoned buildings and unused expansion plots, and yet you choose to replace and demolish beloved classics because you believe the maintenance costs are too high…
Walt Disney World President Jeff Vahle on Disney’s approach to closing attractions for new offerings: “We know that everything at Walt Disney World is somebody’s favorite, so we were extremely thoughtful about that. These lands and attractions will deliver some incredibly
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Disney…. I don’t really care what you think is “underutilized.” Cause I’ve seen what you think is utilized….
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“We know that everything at Walt Disney World is somebody’s favorite, so we were extremely thoughtful about that." are you though?
Walt Disney World President Jeff Vahle on Disney’s approach to closing attractions for new offerings: “We know that everything at Walt Disney World is somebody’s favorite, so we were extremely thoughtful about that. These lands and attractions will deliver some incredibly
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“Underutilized areas” and there’s literal buildings sitting empty in the parks
Walt Disney World President Jeff Vahle on Disney’s approach to closing attractions for new offerings: “We know that everything at Walt Disney World is somebody’s favorite, so we were extremely thoughtful about that. These lands and attractions will deliver some incredibly
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Time to read one of my all time favorite Batman stories
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[7/7] It’s insanity to keep advertising this ride in the state it’s currently in. Disney needs to do SOMETHING about it if they want to keep promoting the ride.
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