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Is there a cure for #Covid47? The #DihydroxyacetonedDespot ‘needs’ #Greenland 🙄.

RT @fesshole: You know those pig ears they sell as dog treats? They aren't just treats for dogs. I love them, too.

…being called a rancid meatball would have been an insult in the time and place that the song is supposedly set.

Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal (especially pork, and traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) mixed with herbs and sometimes bread crumbs. A cheap, lousy one would be disgusting. #fairytaleofnewyork.

#haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa_ahem America you are fucking idiots.

The #DihydroxyacetonedDespot has voted…he’s got at least one vote then. #TangerineTrump.

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Has Amner Hall had a new patio put in recently? 😇 #KateMiddleton.

RT @fesshole: Sometimes my husband and I tell our kid we're not feeling well and going to take a nap. He's all concerned and like "get well….

RT @Davis27271307: I was set upon by a group of immigrants in Dublin yesterday. They gave me a triple heart bypass and saved my life 🫀😊 ht….

ARSE!!! ☘️#IRLVNZL.