Iran is attempting to put a dagger to the throat of the world economy. We in Britain must remember what the Romans taught us: if you want peace, prepare for war. My column in @thetimes 👇 https://t.co/PBvzfZGAc7

Why am I still hearing Arsenals second goal referred to as a ‘wonder goal’? It was quite literally an open goal after our keeper went up for a corner. Any semi competent professional footballer scores that, Jesus wept 😂

Foreigners say us Brits don't do good food... May I present to you: the Sunday roast.

Richarlison in front of the KOP 📸 🤔

The Calvert Lewin striker we had coming out.

My mum was an incredible example for me. Even through long years of illness, she always put others first. Thinking of you today, mum. Happy Mother’s Day.

Labour voted to end jury trials. Absolutely sickening.

Cut spending, cut tax, get moving.

It's 90+4'. @Everton have a one-goal lead... Over to Jordan Pickford for February's Coca-Cola Save of the Month 😤

Best in the world and he’s ours 🧨

Only EPL club with a first leg lead is ........ @AVFCOfficial Peter Withe vibes. #EuropaLeague #AstonVilla

I am ASTONISHED that the Prime Minister can actually look at himself in the mirror right now. @Conservatives will continue to fight until we get to the bottom of this Mandelson cover-up.

🗞️Former Everton Manager Sean Dyche is being considered by Tottenham to replace their interim Manager Igor Tudor (Source - @MiguelDelaney )

Norway gains more first leg wins than entire @premierleague #BodoGlimt #ChampionsLeague #UCL

Yo! #BodoGlimt

I just voted against the Government’s plans to abolish juries in huge numbers of criminal trials. The right to be tried by your peers is a cornerstone of our justice system. Scrapping jury trials is not the answer to the huge backlog in our courts - and wasn’t in the manifesto.

Newcastles recent home results: ✅ Newcastle 1 Barcelona 1 ✅ Newcastle 2 Manchester United 1 ❌ Newcastle 2 Everton 3 When you’re big, you’re big

Tottenham have lost 44 games since start of last season. FORTY FOUR.

I just voted in Parliament to protect jury trials.

Romans invaded Britain 2,000 years ago - still no money from Italy. Nordics & Vikings invaded - nothing from Norway/Denmark. Then Saxons - squat from Germany. Normans in 1066 - sweet FA from France. Am I missing something here? UK was wronged and should be compensated, yeah?