‘my memory’s really shit’ but ten minutes ago you said ‘i’m usually really good at remembering things’ ???? i fear fake is an understatement for lucinda #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘he was looking for the tears and they wouldn’t come out’ OOOOOOH CLOCK HIM AGAIN SCOTTTT #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

GUYS TODAYS EP IS GIVING PEAK LOVE ISLAND. IM TELLINGGGG YOU ITS NOT WINE IN THOSE GLASSES ITS DON JULIOOOOO #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘48 hours ago it was fuck all to do with you now she’s your everything innit’ SCOTT DEFENDER FOR LIFEEEEEEE CLOCK HIMMMMM #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘it don’t get much better than this mate’ MOTHER FOREVERRRRR #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

consuming 3 different types of media to prevent a thought from occurring

once you have tasted academia you can never settle for corporate

writing is a skill. to become a good writer you have to become a reader and just write. even when it isnt good

oh lucinda is a NASTY piece of work…bring on movie night fr #loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars

INDIYAH IM SCREAMING BC REALLLL 😭😭😭😭😭#loveisland #loveislandallstar

‘i can’t be that kinda guy’ what guy jack?? the guy who defends his woman?? the basic minimum? the bar is on the floor it seems #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

guys wait cause the way shaq was raising his voice???? omg it was NOT wine in those cups #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

SCOTT DEFENDER FOR LIFE!!!! WE SUPPORT ALL HIS RIGHTS AND RIGHTS #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘i’m fine with the friends i’ve got’ AND HIS ONLY FRIEND WENT HOME????? WHAT FRIENDS???? #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘i thought we were friends maybe im wrong’ AND THEN HE DID THE DISNEY BOUNCE WALK OFF SHAQ IS SO PATHETIC BYEEEE LMAOOOO BYEEEEE #loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars

petition to bring these in to shut shaq the fuck up omg #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

‘i don’t always wanna be YOUR joke’ exactly whitney cause jess is being sly for WHAT #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

i want to be so disgustingly well read. i want to be sitting at tables and speaking of books with names that roll off your tongue like an exotic animal’s name. i want to talk about theories and the science and philosophy and the universe and religion and love and my career.

‘advice? bitch did you not see me standing next to you?’ WHITNEY AND JESS ARE SO BACK #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

may this inbred never grace my tv screen again. amen. #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland