In case no one has told you today...you sir, are sexy AF and some woman somewhere is dreaming about moisturizing your beard for you. You have a spectacular day, you handsome beast🩷

It's really not that hard...when you say you're gonna do something...do it.

Things you wish your woman would say...I'm gonna big spoon the fuck outta you.🥰

My friend Nick is giving insight into what strong women want in good partners. Mutual respect is at the top of the list for me. Be a Nick, not a dick.

If you’re new here,take 5 seconds to look at my TL and understand...I’m not the type of woman who tolerates disrespectful bullshit. If I say NO,it means NO,so stop asking. Because I won’t be repeating myself. My boundaries are not negotiable. What happens next is you get BLOCKED.

The cold has arrived! Am I the only one who thinks the sexiest cold-weather lingerie is one of his well-worn flannels...half-buttoned, big fuzzy socks, messy bun, and no panties? Ladies, please tell me this makes your list too…or I’m officially the laziest seductress alive. 🤣💋

Like Mr.Carter said...A quick reaction to bullshit!!

See, this is what happens when y’all say ‘if I die, I die’ with too much confidence. 💀😂

Out here in the wild, they got these dad-bod-havin’, tattoo-wearin’, bald-headed, gray-bearded men that make you wanna do bad things. It’s basically a public-safety issue that needs to be addressed immediately.🔥🥵

Ladies, pre-orders are open. Be honest...who’s lookin’ for a LumberSnack under the tree this year? 🎄🪓😏

These meme makers are out here double-dog daring people to do crazy shit and I’m here for it. When I check out housekeeping’s either gonna think I’m hilarious or actively work to get me banned from every hotel in Dallas. Either way I’m one step closer to becoming an urban legend.

Proof of life..yup...I'm still out here doing my thing. Hope everyone is having an awesome day.

Y'all stay safe and stay sexy. Good night💋

The way their body fits against mine, the inch between us shrinking until we’re sharing air. I can almost taste the kiss, feel their beard against my skin, their hand resting on my hip like it remembers the way home, amidst the slow exhale, just touch and quiet.💋

Nothing like feeling like her pressed to you, her skin on your skin, the heat causing you both to melt into one another…

The kiss that feels like home...the kind that quiets your mind and tells your heart it’s safe again. There’s nothing that compares.🔥💋

What in the No-Shave November is goin’ on up on my timeline, y’all? I just logged in and it’s wall-to-wall handsome men with fierce facial hair. Y’all are out here doin’ God’s work...keep postin’ those selfies for the beard-deprived ladies of Twitter. We are grateful.🔥

It’s No-Shave November..I give you…The Beard Appreciation Thread. Gentlemen,don’t be shy… Show us those majestic, epic, badass beards. The beard lovers of Twitter are hydrated and ready for your best thirst traps.💦 Ladies,show these kings some love with a like or a follow.💋

A woman’s best protection in this life isn’t a man. It’s the power that comes from making her own money. I said what I said.

For the guys DMing, beggin’ for pussy pics...I just want y’all to know I immediately stopped what I was doin’ and made this meme especially for y'all. I really hope like it. Okay, bye.

That dopamine hit kind of love hits like no other. You feel it hard,deep,and you never want it to end. But nothing that burns that hot and bright lasts for long. In the end,you’ll pay a terrible price...and my heart aches for anyone who’s felt it too. Protect your hearts,y’all.