cardinal cucumber larry ✡︎
@cucumberlarry27
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call me larry. mr cucumber is my father
he him adult
Joined May 2020
⋆｡°✩ ben! he/him. name not actually larry. ⋆⭒˚.⋆ loud jew/legal masshole. ⋆˙⟡ ⋆✴︎˚.⋆ 18+ acct @larrycucumber27.
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4 cocktail 3 cigarettes 2 adderall no lunch.
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for posterity sake. oomfs look away
people on the ao3 prompt STOP requesting things im already planning on writing im gonan look like a copycat.
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people on the ao3 prompt STOP requesting things im already planning on writing im gonan look like a copycat.
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the way he holds his little belt (idc what it’s called) is so silly he looks like a cowboy hanging onto his belt.
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and one ******* . dare i say it i’m gonna get jumped.
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bruh tedesco is so much more Fucking annoying in the book i hate his bitch ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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sister just brought me a cocktail that is lime vodka lime juice lime seltzer mint and simple syrup. so the good news is i’m safe from scurvy for the next few years.
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RT @minnhinstidans: @cucumberlarry27 "amore please tell your boss that I could literally hear his thoughts about being bent over by the new….
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he is NOT here for faith he’s here to win an election oh giulio electoralism sabbadin u will always be famous.
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this clip ALWAYS kills me brother ur not even gonna cross urself????good lord.
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who in conclave.
I’m not sure the Cardinals knew what it would mean to have an American Pope.
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