RT @DukeSWIMDIVE: Welcome to the squad 😈 . We are stoked to welcome Daniel Graber as the new Assistant Coach of Swimming and Diving!. 📰 htt….

RT @DukeATHLETICS: So much to do and so much to see. We're lucky to call Durham home! 💙

RT @DukeATHLETICS: Summer Vibes 😎. Happy first day of summer, everyone!

Can’t wait to play a part in what this program achieves!.

Should whistling on airplanes be illegal?.

Feeling extreme satisfaction sitting in a bar outside of Newark, NJ watching the @Canes destroy the Devils☺️.

RT @swimswamnews: Olympic Silver Medalist Rhyan White Is Joining NC State Pro Group

RT @KylePorterCBS: This week.

I’ve been out of NCAA swimming for a while now. Can someone tell me if this is fast?.

🇺🇸➡️🇱🇺.

TSA agent to a very confused lady: “ma’am, this ticket says Wichita to Denver. You are on the eastern seaboard, Raleigh, NC. This ticket can’t help you here”.Lady: “are you sure we’re not in Wichita?.

“I hate that look, it’s dead behind the eyes”.-@oliviacalegan telling me how she feels moments before I leave for two weeks.

RT @packswimdive: Our Wolfpack swimming and diving family mourns the loss of one of our greatest leaders. ♦️❤️.

After a beautiful drive through the mountains in my rental car, I’ve made it to Knoxville faster than my very delayed flight would’ve gotten me.

Flight got delayed (along with the rest of the country) and the barista nailed the spelling of my name. Off to a great start for the Knoxville Pro Swim Series!

Is this amount of olives in my parents fridge enough to start worrying about their sanity?

Was speeding home cuz I got a call from the FINA drug testers who were at my door. Passed a cop and he started following me very closely. Thought he was gonna pull me over. He decided to just pull up next to me and wag his finger at me. Hope that cop has a great night, thanks man.

RT @stoolpresidente: "I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy ..

waking up to see the masters ticket rejection is one of the worst ways to start the day

Idea for a drinking game if your goal is to not remember the end of the round: take a sip every time the announcers say “wispy rough”.