Wemby saving the NBA from the Thunder much like the real aliens saving the earth from the most evil parts of the human race in the future 😮‍💨

https://t.co/rDeXCMVEDy

Adam Silver made that boss call baby. MAVS ARE BACK

Texas megachurch pastors preparing to audible the Luka trade into their sermons today

Biden couldn’t destroy the Mavs in four years. It took Trump 12 days

If you ask a straight guy anything political he won’t reply like “homophobia is bad” instead he’ll say “homophobia in the big 2025” and attach a picture of Shaq on the Celtics

Really annoying liking Caitlin Clark and thinking she’s cold asf when she’s been entirely co-opted online by the loudest, dumbest racists

Shooter must’ve been Bronny James the way he went 1/8

And then blaming it on sign compatibility and mercury being in retrograde when the parlay crashes and burns

Using astrology to guide me into picking the 38-leg parlay that will change my life

Drivers need to realize that I’m always going the correct speed. Speed up if I’m tailgating you. Slow down if you’re tailgating me.

The devil works hard, but your boss scheduling you to train a new person when you’re working with your stupidest coworker works harder

Inciting political arguments at the thanksgiving dinner table and then walking away

Fat hairy gay man with mental health issues, call him bipolar bear

You like one Donald Trump mugshot and suddenly your entire feed looks like you were on the front lines at January 6

I just know sis is UP after today’s news

The homies and I are officially unionizing against our parents and will not hesitate to strike against any and all chores if they deny our request to have a sleepover and stay up past our bedtime

Confessing all my sins but making Jesus pinky promise me he’s not gonna send me to hell before I do

She’s freaking out because her husband said he isn’t attracted to her anymore, she’s having a mid wife crisis