Connor McKelvey
@cssaddict
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In need of a orchestration + service mesh tool for local microservice development. Trying to simplify configuring+starting various services locally or otherwise and simplify service discovery in a way that doesn’t assume anything about production environments. Bash > want > K8s
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I disabled nearly all notifications on my phone and I’m averaging 13 minutes a day screen time. So basically call or text me 😂
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So in the final scenes of Fast and The Furious where Dom totally wrecks it on that green semi after jumping the train tracks. No one ever says it... but, Brian totally won.
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I just got 4 likes in my last tweet. Am I the new Kim Kardashian?
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Every time I order delivery when I know I shouldn’t, I just tell myself something like: “You are creating jobs. You are stimulating the economy. Order that PF Chang’s you patriotic son of a bitch. Do it for America”
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Its fun to think about how you need a car to get around some towns because your desired destinations are separated by huge 6 lane (or wider) roads and gigantic parking lots filled with cars driven by people like you, who think getting from point A to point P is too far to walk.
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😂😂😂😂
An enterprise network getting owned is now known as “Going to Flavortown.”
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Data regulation is great but if I have to acknowledge that a site uses cookies again I’m going to lose it. BRB building a Chrome Extension.
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I will never miss anyone or anything as much as I miss my dog when I leave for a trip. Missing this goofball so bad.
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An AI to help warn users of potentially misleading data visualizations, reinterpret and provide alternate renderings. I see so many graphs and charts online manipulating the display of data to impress non-existent trends or relationship on users.
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So my apartment complex gave me a notice they would be installing a smart lock system on my front door. What they didn’t tell me is that someone would be PLUGGING A “HUB” INTO MY FUCKING ROUTER. Someone correct me if I’m wrong— but that is unauthorized network access, a felony...
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I straight up just forget to breath when doing phone interviews.
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When you order a pizza with green peppers and it comes with green olives (the most disgusting of all olives)🤮
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Dog Trainer: “Does Ada like to go swimming?” Me: “Eh, she’ll walk into the water and stand but has never really—“ Ada: *takes a running leap off a 3ft rock and plunges into the lake* I love my crazy-ass dog.
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Don’t talk to me. I’m listening to @darwindeez’s new album all day on loop.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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Just got a notice that if I would like to renew my lease for my apartment, it will be $500 more per month. Uhhh thanks but no thanks.
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I love everything by Darwin Deez. This new single is sick.
Come listen to Getaway, it’s a rocker and one of my favorites from the new album ’10 Songs…’ which is out in 10 Days now!
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My neighbor is making the weirdest noises... pretty sure I live next to Rubber Johnny #AphexTwin
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