Caitlin
@csmichowski
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Why does “crunchatize me cap’n” sound weirdly sexual now that I’m older
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wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille
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Add a Sauce Emoji to the Unicode Keyboard https://t.co/SeuzpcPoCP via @Change
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What if none of us criticized ads because someone worked really hard on that and capitalism is something we made up
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Yesterday the guy I’m dating forgot the word for “tortilla” and referred to it as “burrito skins” 😂
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I want to become famous ONLY so I can be a celebrity guest judge on "Is It Cake?"
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It’s a Guy on a Buffalo Wing. What more do you need to know? https://t.co/0NCCbKm9Ca.
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I baked brownies in a circular pan the other day and I’m still waiting for the police to show up at any minute and arrest me for that
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My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭
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Forget Netflix and chilling. It’s HBO Max and paying attention time
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Sleeping dead center in my bed (because I can) is such a power move and I live for it
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This is the American criminal justice system in a nutshell.
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The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.
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