I have this simple computer game on my desktop that was originally designed to keep my nemesis/neighbor, Cornfed, out of my work files. Cornfed would naturally want to whack me over the head instead of himself. I didn't learn about passwords until a few years later. @meelWORM

It's been so long since I ranked my favorite Monkey Island games, guys. So here's my list. 1. Monkey 6: Return to MI.2. Monkey 2: LeChuck's Revenge.3. Monkey 3: Curse of MI.3. Monkey 1: Secret of MI.5. Monkey 7: Legend of MI.6. Monkey 5: Tales of MI.7. Monkey 4: Escape from MI.

RT @michaeljhaley: A section on meelWORM/Mark Gillie and Chris Cromer's AGI Message Forum that I've been meaning to flesh out for the eight….

Someone recently brought this surveillance camera footage from 2003 to my attention. It would appear as if I were walking into a seedy looking liquor store. I swear, I never touch the stuff. It must have been my doppelganger, Cornfed Shaledone!

The Big Con is free on Epic Superstore. This is the one where I got mixed up with a group of con artists trying to use my DNA to take over the world (or a small part of it anyway). I was understandably terrified. It was the first time I had left home too!

I'll be spending Thanksgiving with my cousin Chuck Loffer up in Antwerp again this year. For those that may not know, my cousin's a fairly trendy used car salesman. Trendy enough to have had his own web site at one time.

The next Indiana Jones movie looks like it might be interesting. Indiana Jones vs Zombies. Maybe they can bring back all the old villains in zombie form. Indiana Jones vs Dr. René Belloq, Mola Ram and Walter Donovan.

I snatched up Half Life while it was free this weekend. I never had a chance to play this Sierra game. My IBM 486 couldn't seem to handle its groundbreaking graphics. I think the intro cinematic still looks jaw dropping to this day! #HalfLife #Sierra

I had a chance to try out the brand new MS-DOS 9.0. It's. it's something else. It's like playing a Space Quest game where the narrator berates the player. Also, the pineapple pizza arrived cold! #DOS #MSDOS #TextBased

RT @cshel23: A reconstructed poster for my game. The original was lost in the great AGI cataclysm of 2004. #ConradBirthdayBash http://t.co/….

Eight games to know me by:. 1. King's Quest 5.2. Hero's Quest for Glory 4.3. Space Quest 4: The Time Rippers.4. The Secret of Monkey Island 2.5. Mixed-Up Mother Goose.6. The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain.7. Willy Beamish.8. Mario Paint. #retrogaming #pointandclick.

I just received an invitation to pose nude in front of an art class. I don't know what to think right now. What should I even bring? Maybe some Sierra game boxes to place around the portrait area?. Oh, wait, this invitation is for Sheldon Conway. It was sent to the wrong address.

RT @cshel23: I was dusting out my old barn house when I stumbled onto a couple of floppy disks with my name on them. One of the floppies co….

RT @cshel23: My IBM 486 is filled with these quirky little Windows 3.2 games. Potato Storm puts you in the shoes of a farmer being targeted….

Hicksville's 33 Cents Store has Halloween candy for 66% off. I had to pull out my Mickey Mouse calculator to figure that one out. I think it comes to about 12 cents.

RT @cshel23: I'm looking forward to the Sierra Classic so so much! It will be the first time LSL4 has been officially released! https://t.c….

RT @cshel23: It never sieges to amaze me the kind of things they have over in the Antwerp museum. The best we have here in Hicksville is a….

RT @cshel23: I sometimes get nostalgic for the olden days. I once got kidnapped by thugs who were impersonating Sierra On-Line employees. T….

Preparing to crack the Coarsegold bank safe. I'm gonna be rich. Rich I tells ya!. What do you mean this isn't that type of game? Oh, well. Can I still make a deposit to my account?. #FreddyPharkas #SierraOnline

Paying my respects to the dead. #FreddyPharkas #SierraOnline

Hello there, my good man. I'll take a diet root beer with a silly straw. #FreddyPharkas #SierraOnline