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@cryptoezu
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1 year
time to run it back turbo and not fumble the bag this time
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
> told me to bridge to blast > bridge 5 eth > no bridge back till at least February
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@cryptoezu
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2 months
lmfao the dude on the left is a paid group scammer most know this
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the biggest, the coldest & smolest mfers breathin' @CryptoGodJohn , @blknoiz06
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
The concept of “top signals” is starting to ruin IRL things for me lol Having a good time at the bar? Top signal. Time to go home Enjoying your relaxing coffee and walk? Top signal for the morning. Only down from here
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
the 8 fig bonk guy just got liquidated
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
imagine the smell of defi szn round 2 1b in eth unlocked from blast this week its onchain retard time
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3 months
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3 months
nahhh these devs are going to the depths of @blknoiz06 childhood to make shitcoins 😭😭😭
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@cryptoezu
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1 year
one mistake i made last cycle that i won’t make again was telling my family about the gains i was making don’t get it twisted, they didn’t want anything from me but it subconsciously just added pressure for me to perform i like staying in the shadows online with anons
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@cryptoezu
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3 months
i will write up something longer later but what a way to wake up i am officially out of $unibot as the og team has gone rogue i've withdrawn all my funds from the eth bot and will support whatever the solana team does going forward 💔
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
#Btc ‘14” > doesn’t know nomad thunder is finished and you should run
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@cryptoezu
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3 months
missed $BOME and i don’t feel anything this market gives infinite opportunities and coping is unproductive your time will come
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
uniswap airdrop kicked off last bull, friend tech airdrop will kick off the next bull
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@cryptoezu
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3 months
if you’re not out of $unibot yet, idk what more to tell you
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
I left a full-ride scholarship at uchicago to pursue this project. i had investment banking offers. i could've lived a "normal" life. it all makes sense now your founder is an inexperienced 21 year old drop out beefing on twitter back to class lil nigga
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@cryptoezu
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2 months
hard to be bearish $FRIEND after eigen announced 55% of supply is going to the team and investors study 100% community airdrops
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
it’s a blessing to be single during a bull market
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@cryptoezu
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3 years
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
hold my beer higher
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
last time onchain was this dead pepe launched now is the time to pay attention and hopefully find the next one
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
btc almost at ATHs and i feel nothing
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
well you see, you had 2 years to be bearish im at 5x last cycles nw ATH by being a relentless bull for the past 4 months
@hedgedhog7
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10 months
we could dump another 50% and some CT accounts will continue to tweet only bullish things because that’s what brings the engagement and followers it’s 1 thing to be a perpetual optimist but it’s probably quite obvious how much money is left in their trading accounts as well
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@blknoiz06
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altcoins will add ~500B in total market cap in the next 100 days, you can bookmark this
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
your fav low cap influencer on here is making coins pretending to not be the dev and dumping on you they are scum and don’t actually trade
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3 months
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
got a couple dms of people questioning my use of nigga well surprise I’m black!
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
refund just hit ! all my joe has been swiftly moved to ledger and my lattice is otw higher…
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
you fumbled your on chain lottery tickets at the bottom
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
god oh god unibot will melt faces in the coming days just saw something crazy and you have no idea what’s coming bookmark this
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
looks like the sol banana ponzi rugged
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
im completely left curving this and here’s why you should too: 1) it’s going to 100m 2) it’s going to 1B 3) it’s going to 3.6T the ticker is $SPX
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
buyers gone, day 1 whales beginning to capitulate, send it to hades with haste lower.
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
a lot of you are sidelined and it shows HIGHER
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
volume trending up nicely for $unibot PA has been lackluster lately due to big holders unwinding positions at a loss 500 before EOY remains the target patience…
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@cryptoezu
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11 months
i’ve nuked my laelaps position and rotated into $bullet still have a master key nft to access the bot but team is slacking on shipping can’t ride on the coattails of unibot partnership forever
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
why buy the S&P 500 at 37 trillion dollar mcap when you can buy it on chain for 12 million dollar mcap
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
no way the 10m bonk guy just got liquidated
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
yeah this sucks but i’ll bounce back like i always do appreciate y’all ❤️
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
once unibot is back over 200 i will be running victory laps around the jeets and sidelinoors who feel their opinion matters been golfing and enjoying the long weekend
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
sellers exhausted, up only
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@cryptoezu
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9 months
they gave up on unibot at the bottom
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
my onchain lottery tickets will pump extremely fast off the bottom leaving most investors sidelined $joe $unibot
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
even though i missed grok i always respect the pump coping over a coin ain’t it
@ugliestduck
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$grok sisters your coin has no liquidity enjoy the inevitable collapse
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
the $UNIBOT FUD campaign has concluded if you jeeted, you played yourself unibot = .05 eth soon
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7 months
are you ready ?
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@cryptoezu
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2 months
getting to the point where i want to give up on utility plays and just fully allocate to memes the second i do this will be top
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2 months
shocker
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
the thesis is simple most used sticker pack / meme in degen chats this year, 0/0 tax, chad holders
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@cryptoezu
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9 months
gonna be honest, not liking what I’m seeing from the unibot community in terms of sell shaming and shitting on people who chirp unibot online can we go back to metric posting and positivity por favor mi familia
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10 months
banana launch will mark the bottom for unibot
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
can’t post in peace like I used to with 500 followers on here i post things early, get called the dev i post things late, get called a scammer farming exit liquidity some people hate no matter what you do because they’re miserable
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@cryptoezu
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9 months
POV: the year is 2025, unibot is trading at $10,000 per coin, i’m earning your dad’s annual salary on a daily basis through rev share and spending it on your girlfriend
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
am i the only one bored with the current market ? thought this was the golden bull aka our last chance to make it
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
it’s time to talk about thunder ⚡️👇 1) No limit orders 2) Manually have to approve txns 3) No router/bundling the reason your favorite influencer is shoving it down your throat is “muh airdrop points” the tech is SEVERELY lacking and not even close to what’s provided by…
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
why do I live like a brokie? because I’m 1 click away from getting drained I’ll ball out once it’s in my bank account
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
karma… stay humble lil nigga
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
hearing whispers, it’s time to start bidding unibot and rlb if you don’t have exposure BIG WEEK
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10 months
rev share go brrrrrr today
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
if you’re yelling at ZachXbt for uncovering grok devs as rug pullers you’re clearly over invested stop blaming other people when price goes down
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
looks like xcurve is rage dumping on us now violetelise.eth
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
at work lunch rn and boss goes “oh did you guys hear about the bitcoin etf?” nope i don’t know a thing, never will excused myself early because i couldn’t stand to hear the nonsensical convo that followed
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
Euros sitting in bed rn plotting how hard they'll hit the sell button tomorrow morning as soon as they open their eyes
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
i’m proud to announce i will be joining @TeamUnibot in an official capacity as “normie king” i will continue to post left curve takes that are easy to digest in an effort to drive normie traffic to the product higher.
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6 months
and this is why eth mainnet is dead rn RIP
@Blast_L2
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Blast has reached $823 Million in TVL. 75,047 community members are now earning yield (~4% for ETH and 5% for stables) + Blast Points. Up next: January - Blast Testnet + Developer Airdrop February - Blast Mainnet launches
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
“these aren’t even the same devs from unibot eth” fuck you. sol launched yesterday arb launched today Unibot Labs will contine to deliver quality with speed like no other team
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
joe is the next pepe but you’ll continue to watch from the sidelines
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
his old account but karma comes back full circle… @littlestpwince proceeded to hit 500k on an mma parlay at his bday party then 500k at Bahamas WSOP today he did it live again !
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11 months
shit on @whyillbedamned all you want but I’ll forever respect that man bailed me out multiple times when i blew up over the past 2-3 years
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7 months
buyer exhaustion, sellers have arrived and we’re going so much lower
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7 months
i own zero UNIBOT now so i’ll FUD it to the ground i know where the skeletons are buried… lower…
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
hi, any unibot troopers left ?
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
my favorite meme launched a coin and i just found about it only right to toss some shekels at it before 100m $JOE
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
unibot has always been a proxy bet on dex volume growing the more chains it expands to, the more volume growth it will be able to capture once unibot is capturing a significant portion of volume across chains the tax should be removed the vision is clear
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
do you like hated rallies? boy do i got one for you
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@cryptoezu
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2 months
feels like more of a bear market now than it did a year ago this shit don’t make any sense
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
unibot and joe charts making me horny stop trading, believe in something
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@cryptoezu
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4 months
what’d he mean by this
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@cryptoezu
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10 months
Gm, I’ve submitted to the fact $Unibot is going to 1b mcap, have you?
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
comfy in my unibot bag while devs keep devving
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
update from 30min ago
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@CryptoTickers
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8 months
When is $UNIBOT team waking up to refund users and start some onchain action again
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@cryptoezu
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11 months
appreciate all the love, but jobs not finished till I exit also think i won’t go off private cause i don’t want the attention i like to stay in the shadows
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@cryptoezu
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2 months
life is too short to surround yourself with negative people realized this a lot after uni optimism + hard work + luck = winning
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
lost that dawg and hunger inside of me haven’t changed lifestyle at all (no big purchases same spending habits) but got complacent after one home run win need to shake this off before EOY
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
no mercy for founders who wanna act like this thunder is finished before it even got out of beta
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
list is huge but these 2 are popular accounts w/ mutuals who ive been talking about recently
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xX_m↑uⲅa_Xx
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@cryptoezu show list i wanna see the scammaz
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
23 was my best pnl year to date looking to apply pressure in 24 happy new year gang 🫶
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
turn off your brain
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8 months
you really thought they weren’t gonna buy back our tokens? higher.
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4 months
convinced we’re gonna get an erc 404 szn bigger than nfts in 2021 higher.
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4 months
no way the 8 fig bonk guy just got liquidated
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
OMG!😭Can’t believe I won ! Thank you UNIBOT team ! ❤️ keep doing the great work
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@cryptoezu
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3 years
Don’t believe for a second @Abu9ala7 would screw any of his customers over. I was new on CT and had 20 followers when I bought a watch from him last year. I paid 2% above retail and he easily could’ve taken advantage 🤝
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@cryptoezu
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7 months
CT feels awfully quiet when we’re only 2x away from btc and eth ATHs
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@cryptoezu
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8 months
small meme coin liquidity will flow back into established memes like joe and push the next leg
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8 months
CT’s attention span really is 1-3 days lol 1 week after the unibot exploit and everyone’s forgot higher.
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6 months
shorting is a quick way to poverty and ive decided i made a mistake i will simply respect the pump and send everything higher
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@cryptoezu
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5 months
juan more time por favor
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@cryptoezu
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3 months
true base szn will come when @friendtech launches their coin next month
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@cryptoezu
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6 months
jan 2nd the fireworks begin on alts position accordingly
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