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if buying the dip doesn’t feel like this then you bought the wrong dip
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how anyone who entered crypto in 2017 or earlier looks at everyone else
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crypto bros when they find a token on dexscreener that’s less than 24hrs old
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when you got into crypto to buy drugs but ended up finding financial freedom instead
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when you realise people are studying blockchain in university now and yet you haven't worked in 8 yrs all because you wanted to buy drugs online
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when you realise that “noobs” who got into crypto during the covid lockdowns have now been here for almost four years
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pre halving pull backs:
1st cycle -38%
2nd cycle -38%
3rd cycle (ignoring covid wick cause outlier) - 38%
currently -38% off of $73.5k = $45.5K
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anon: "I made $290K off that memecoin you posted about the other week, I bet you printed millions"
me:
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just finished inventorying the trees in the back orchard with the lil one;
15 medronho
8 almonds
5 olives
3 fig
3 apricot
3 pomegranate
3 lemon
3 oranges
3 apple
2 peach
2 mulberry
2 nectarine
2 brazilian cherries
1 lime
1 plum
fuck a lambo this life is all I need
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since 2019 I’ve been telling my lil brother to put a portion of every paycheck into crypto…
…he just told me he’s been buying mutual funds instead
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when people ask my wife what I do for work:
"he builds algorithmic trade models to invest in crypto markets"
when people ask me what I do for work:
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bitcoin:
2011 - cycle bottomed then ripped 257% before correcting
2015 - cycle bottomed then ripped 295% before correcting
2018 - cycle bottomed then ripped 339% before correcting
2022 - cycle bottomed and is currently up 322%
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BREAKING NEWS: as a result of relaxed listing policy coinbase has changed their name to kucoinbase
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“what if, instead of buying drugs we hold onto these token things and call ourselves traders”
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crypto bros when they see a poorly drawn jpeg selling for thousands of dollars
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you: [trendlines, fibonacci ratios, macd, twap, OI, sentiment, options activity, vol, on-chain analytics]
me and the fellas:
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signs of a healthy market:
-participants sending $30m in 30min to unknown anon
-redacted dev burning $10m
-rotation from memecoin lottos to presale desperation
-meme selling for $4m
-cex listing a shitcoin 48hrs after launch
-mid curvers posting positive pnls
-bags spreading fud
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illiterate memecoin trader after he bags his second 7 figure trade in less than a month
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"yea you could say I'm pretty comfy with the entries on my positions"
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5 years ago I had no registered address and everything I owned fit into a backpack
today this view is from my office 100 meters behind our house and I can hear the ocean that’s just behind those hills this shit is a dream come true fam
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“I really thought 3% of btc supply being bought up by boomers in less than a month right before the halving had to be bearish”
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friend: “why does it take you a week to respond to my emails yet you post a near constant stream of tweets”
me:
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random woman at playground: “lol your 2yr old is bigger than my four year old”
me: “weird, I wonder why”
my 2yr old at breakfast:
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tfw you realize germany is in your side this time and they’re 0-2 in world wars
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all my anon friends on the internet when I post about how unbelievably happy I am these days
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guy that goes to the same village cafe
sits in the same seat
orders the same thing
enjoys the same endless vibe
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“I really thought everyone would rotate into eth, sol had its moment, can’t they see that”
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US gov: [does everything possible to beat crypto down and push people away from it]
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