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99.9% uptime sounds elite, but if you do the math, that's 8.76 hours of downtime per year. Stablecoins settled $33 trillion in 2025. That's $3.8 billion moving every hour, 24/7/365. 99.99% cuts that to 52 minutes. One more 9. 🧵

A big day for agents: @tempo mainnet is live. MPP is live on Tempo. Any onchain data, no human in the loop. Paid per-call, per-byte, in stablecoins. 🧵

🗽 We're at @BlockworksDAS next week. Booth on the floor, @nikil on stage, and ready to talk with the institutions and builders moving finance onchain. 📍 Javits Center, Booth K5, March 24-26

⭐️ @Solana processes a block every 400ms. If your infrastructure blinks, you're already behind. Ours doesn't 🧵

⚡️ getProgramAccounts just got 4-6x faster on our @solana infra. And you don't have to do anything to get it. 🧵

Excited to share @agentcardai ⚡️ After building a bunch of agents it's super obvious they need to be able to buy things autonomously The real unlock for agents isn't more tools or permissions, it's economic autonomy We put in a lot of love and effort in, hope it's useful for

The future of finance is agentic.

More ways for your agents to spend. Coming soon to Base

Introducing AgentCard. Your agent can now buy anything: • pay for inference & APIs • order DoorDash, Amazon, Ubers • run marketing • trade Polymarket 24/7 Open to all, not just businesses 🔥 Instant. Private. Reusable. Live today.

Sub-50ms response times. 99.995% uptime. Scales from your first user to your 100 millionth. 🧠 Cortex is the intelligent blockchain engine powering every layer of Alchemy, built from 7+ years of data and trillions of requests. Here's what's under the hood 🧵:

⭐️ @pharos_network is now live on Alchemy 🤝 A Layer 1 built from the ground up for real-world asset circulation and institutional DeFi. Here's what makes it different: 🧵

Nobody picks your app because of how you sponsor gas. But building it yourself means: 800 writes/sec pipelines, real-time policy enforcement, KMS signing, multi-chain gas abstraction, protocol migrations, billing reconciliation. That's a team. That's quarters. Or one API call.

Our @solana archival methods are up to 20x faster than anything else on the market. We open sourced the whole stack. Bookmark this 🔖 Archival queries on Solana are notoriously slow and unreliable: missing blocks, lagging responses, dropped data. Here's how we fixed it 🧵

160+ countries. Trillions of transactions. If your infra isn't where your users are, they feel every millisecond.

Starting today, agents can autonomously access blockchain data across 100+ networks, paying in @USDC via @coinbase's x402 standard. No human required. 🧵

$10B+ processed. Zero gas fees. Zero crypto onboarding. @slashapp users never have to buy ETH to make a payment. Why are we still building apps that require a crypto education?

The problems making headlines in fintech? DeFi builders solved them years ago. Now institutions are buying in. Built something they should know about? Let's connect you 🔗👇

Proof of work? Nah. Proof of momentum. ⚡️ Alchemy’s been here for builders since 2017. We’re not stopping now. 💙⛓️ Last day of ETHDenver tomorrow! Stop by our booth and say hi!!

Hey, ETHDenver: The infrashop is stocked 🛒 Come find our booth, show us this post, & leave with something sweet 🍫