i bought this switch game holder from daiso and spent like an hour decorating it only to find out i only own ONE physical copy of a switch game and the rest are downloaded onto my microSD card 😭😭
dating a dude is like finding out halfway through an anime episode that it’s a filler— it won’t contribute to any bigger meaning in ur life and doesn’t actually involve anything u care about
i’ve been realizing so much of what i was missing in life (and trying to fill in with rly half-baked romantic relationships) was fulfilling friendships. my friends have shown me that life truly does get better and better and i don’t think i’ll ever get used to feeling so loved 😭
i dont wanna fuck i wanna go on a date and make him take pics of me while i wear a beret and drink a $6 coffy and make him retake it bc “i look ugly” until he gets sick of me and never talks to me again
how come chinese moms are like:
do NOT eat ICE cream drink ICE water on period it will FREEZE ur egg cause ovarian CANCER 哎呀 do not listen to ur white friend eating cold food 白人一直喝跟吃冰的,都變胖,的癌症!!!!!
seeing people wear this style IRL has confirmed that it looks like shit IRL and is singularly “optimized” for online consumption. this y2k-informed fashion substyle is such a fast fashion money maker and markets itself as being niche when the opposite couldn’t be more true
the virgin version of saying “i’m close” during sex is when ur trying to show ur friend a meme, scrolling thru ur meme folder looking for it while they wait n ur like “wait i’m close” but u don’t actually know how close u r to finding the meme and u feel bad for making them wait
video games making the villains one million times hotter than the good guys is the gamer equivalent of “good girls go to heaven, bad girls go backstage”
(1/2) hey guys im going private on twitter because a situation with my ex stalking me has gotten out of control. he has gained access to my personal account information on multiple accounts + buys tickets to all the shows i go to. he knows my new address.