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u only won cus i lost

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mom: how’s the job search going? me: *spent 3 hours rearranging my miffy collection
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@crydotme
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crying. sobbing. do u know how small a squirrels brain is… do u know how much u have to mean to a squirrel for it to give up a whole ass cookie to u…
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@crydotme
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if ur my friend, i’ll send u my nudes for free that’s my shinobi way
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@crydotme
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prarie girl final boss
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@crydotme
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i respected women so much i became gay and what about it
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@crydotme
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🤍 light mode / dark mode 🖤
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Light mode / Dark mode
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@crydotme
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“will that be cash or card?” uhhhhhhhh
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@crydotme
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re-branding “hot sexy angel” halloween costume as “hot xmas angel” might be the most innovative thing i’ve done all year
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@crydotme
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lord give me the strength to shut the fuck up
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@crydotme
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i bought this switch game holder from daiso and spent like an hour decorating it only to find out i only own ONE physical copy of a switch game and the rest are downloaded onto my microSD card 😭😭
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@crydotme
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some booty progress for the TL
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@crydotme
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i think when you spend money it shouldn’t go away like u should still get to keep it
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@crydotme
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🧧ur sweetest lil 紅包 baby🧧
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@crydotme
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going✈️snip snip mode !
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@crydotme
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@NekoPanVT
𝗡𝗲𝗸𝗼 🐱🍞 𝟮.𝟬 𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 !
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giant boba 🧋
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@crydotme
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sanity smaller than the gap between my thigh highs and skirt slit
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@crydotme
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i’m at a chinese restaurant celebrating CNY and the white ppl here are wearing like their 49ers merch as their lucky red outfit
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@crydotme
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i am gonna drop out of school to learn vape tricks
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crying screaming throwing up
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@crydotme
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the art vs. the artist
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@crydotme
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how to ask for 紅包🧧
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@crydotme
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dating a dude is like finding out halfway through an anime episode that it’s a filler— it won’t contribute to any bigger meaning in ur life and doesn’t actually involve anything u care about
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the way this image altered my brain chemistry
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@crydotme
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POV i have depression and you are about to give me $200
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@crydotme
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just found out what my bf really meant by “watching singles inferno”
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@crydotme
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. @dominos can you please explain? 🤨🤨🤨
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@crydotme
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😤some of y’all didn’t unironically say swag for that short period between 2005-2010 and it really shows....
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@crydotme
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it’s hunter x HUNTER not hunter x gatherer
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@crydotme
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when you see me does your kokoro go doki doki be honest
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@crydotme
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the V in Valentine’s day stands for “venmo me” my venmo: @cryme
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@crydotme
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i’ve been realizing so much of what i was missing in life (and trying to fill in with rly half-baked romantic relationships) was fulfilling friendships. my friends have shown me that life truly does get better and better and i don’t think i’ll ever get used to feeling so loved 😭
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@crydotme
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after a constant power struggle of who gets to sit in the chair: my cat and i have reached a compromise
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just found out i’m 37th wheeling at this party
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going to a party. everyone is gonna love me and wanna b my friend
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@crydotme
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it’s been awhile but hello twitter from my face ☺️
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@crydotme
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please daddy, fill up my (ear)holes (with airpods)
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@crydotme
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if i was 2D would i finally be good enough for you ? 😤🙈🥺💔
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@crydotme
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all i know is cry, go out with toxic man, beret
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@crydotme
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this top was my vday present to myself 🤍✌️
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@crydotme
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tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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@crydotme
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yea? yea?? you silly goose? yea? ur so silly
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@crydotme
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✮ WIP → FINAL ✮ logo + visuals for . @0PPASLAYER design + concept by me // render + animations by . @starrrsky
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@crydotme
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@ola_academie ur smile is so stinking cute
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@crydotme
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fuck ur elitist niche music taste, lofi hip hop saved my productivity levels and cured my depression
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@crydotme
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the old testament
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First Miffy (Nijntje) drafts by Dick Bruna (1953)
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writing cute letters to friends with @liliuhms stationery
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@crydotme
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i dont wanna fuck i wanna go on a date and make him take pics of me while i wear a beret and drink a $6 coffy and make him retake it bc “i look ugly” until he gets sick of me and never talks to me again
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picking up my date tonight in this
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@crydotme
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OK it turns out i’m here for both a long and bad time
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how come chinese moms are like: do NOT eat ICE cream drink ICE water on period it will FREEZE ur egg cause ovarian CANCER 哎呀 do not listen to ur white friend eating cold food 白人一直喝跟吃冰的,都變胖,的癌症!!!!!
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@crydotme
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doing some user research
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midday snack save me 🐰
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first time hitting 40k !!!
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@crydotme
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cumming just from the thought of being respected
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@crydotme
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for halloween i wanna be employed 😔💔
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@crydotme
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bReAkFaSt aT tIfFaNy’S
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@crydotme
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seeing people wear this style IRL has confirmed that it looks like shit IRL and is singularly “optimized” for online consumption. this y2k-informed fashion substyle is such a fast fashion money maker and markets itself as being niche when the opposite couldn’t be more true
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roo𐙚 ๋࣭⭑
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SCULPTOR
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@crydotme
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celebratory no twitter crop outfit post
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@crydotme
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this spooky season will you be my big tiddy goth gf? 😌😈
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@crydotme
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the aquarium date episode of every shoujo anime
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@crydotme
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if ur dating a man under 5’10 ur actuallt dating a funko pop sorry
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@crydotme
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the virgin version of saying “i’m close” during sex is when ur trying to show ur friend a meme, scrolling thru ur meme folder looking for it while they wait n ur like “wait i’m close” but u don’t actually know how close u r to finding the meme and u feel bad for making them wait
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call me mister sugarcoat the way i’m dressed in all white
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What is happening here?
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video games making the villains one million times hotter than the good guys is the gamer equivalent of “good girls go to heaven, bad girls go backstage”
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@crydotme
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me: if you ever got married, where would you want to honeymoon? @CLG_Link : Korean BBQ
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da issey fo today
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uhm i literally have a gf????
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@crydotme
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just accidentally said “naur” in an interview and my interviewer was literally australian (i’m american) bye
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@crydotme
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lms and ill tell u if we have beef or not. mutuals only
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@crydotme
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500 episodes of naruto later
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@crydotme
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i had to put a cone on my cat yday bc of his topical medication and he bit me in my sleep 🥲
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I FUCKING LOVE DRIVING MY HONDA CIVIC!!!!!!
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the pic vs. the DM
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one day i want to make enough money to afford an oat milk matcha latte
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shitty room dress up edits… sephiroth edition
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@crydotme
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aww i don’t get a hug??
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@crydotme
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do you ever see somebody so ugly you think its your ex
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@crydotme
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when you act out for attention and u get it but it’s negative attention
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😈 demon-smiling + 😭 in-tears =
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@SaydiiiD
✨Saydi Baby✨
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Freshman year of high school to now! Drop your transformation! I’ll start!😅😅
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@crydotme
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heartbreak hurts but has a friend ever talked through a song that you were trying to show them
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@crydotme
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girl her ass is drinking 白酒 not espresso martinis
@chismosavirus
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i would love to meet her... grab some dinner, maybe espresso martinis, and just queen out
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@crydotme
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i just shidded and farted
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@crydotme
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🌞the sun is finally back from paid company leave ! retweet to fire the sun, like if u think we should give them another chance
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@crydotme
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bisexual means you have sex with 2D and 3D girls
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@crydotme
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(1/2) hey guys im going private on twitter because a situation with my ex stalking me has gotten out of control. he has gained access to my personal account information on multiple accounts + buys tickets to all the shows i go to. he knows my new address.
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earth signs when they’re mad
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A look inside a tree that has been struck by lightning.
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@crydotme
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friendship is crazy bc ur telling me someone’s gonna like me cus i’m me….
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@crydotme
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do u know what i would do for some fucking serotonin
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