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what if george costanza was a real life human woman?
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Joined September 2013
driving down the highway, seeing a truck that says WIDE LOAD and getting so horny i swerve into the median, killing me instantly.
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RT @thiiinkiing: @arne__ness texting while driving should be legal so you can text your last will and testament to your friends if see an 1….
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RT @indianloonie: Can't stop laughing imagining a SeaWorld press conference where they announce that since Woke is gone they're bringing ba….
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RT @Fredward3948576: At the bar o rdering a drink called ‘A real bullet not lying we are going to load a gun and shoot you in the face not….
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RT @Dub__A: For the past month, I’ve been working on a project to map out and document the work of one of the most prolific storefront sign….
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RT @MixtUpMixy: This torture device that Israel invented is called the Palestinian Chair. They were so enamored by their creation, they t….
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RT @WASJAPPIN: the older and more mature I've gotten the more and more I've realized that it's meaningless to love something if you can't b….
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RT @spherection: i don’t like to grovel but i am still fruitlessly applying for jobs and need help until i get hired. i need $100 for bills….
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RT @jake_romm: going back through some algeria photos I haven't looked at yet: year of the snake, millennium of the desert .
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RT @corruptario: Rogers owns CityTV, Omni Television, Sportsnet, TVA, CPAC, Le Canal Nouvelle, +++, and majority of radio stations (news an….
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RT @XXXTEEBTACION: "So far we’ve only managed to show you a tiny, insignificant corner of it: the district of Martinaise in Revachol West,….
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