Charlotte Schuster
@crsingleton11
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sunsets, succulents, cats, queso, hunting, wine, airplanes - these are a few of my favorite things || east tx girl in San Antonio. ex softballer. mom. writer.
Joined May 2013
Honestly, “don’t overthink it” is the best advice to 99.99% of life’s situations
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I hope some athletes choose to stay with the teams they committed to for 4 years. Tough for the sport if everyone transfers after one good year.
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Poor thing… after 14 months we finally get her ears to quit hurting her and her dairy allergy figured out (confirmed..) so she finally feels good like she should’ve her whole life. 😞 wish I could’ve fixed it all sooner baby girl!
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Sadie’s a really fun age right now and it’s only going to get more fun 😍
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I can’t tell if I love picking out paint colors and tile selections or absolutely loathe it.
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Why is the Ohio situation not headline news everywhere every outlet?! This is so concerning and scary.
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Why do they keep making John wick movies 😵💫 lol. Every one has the exact same plot: Keanu reeves kills every bad guy, the end.
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While I was paying a 3k bill online, hospital called and said we owe 3k for Sadie’s tube surgery lol does anybody else need 3k while I’m signing checks???? F off life, lol.
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Can always tell when I’m stressed or the anxiety is creeping in cause I suddenly start worrying a lot about sink holes. 😵💫🫠 like any moment driving… poof I could be gone. It haunts me lol idk
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My kid wakes up every day at 5:01 on the dot and it’s wearing me out man. I’d kill for 6am lol. Sleeping in. 😅
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& before this, Sadie was sick on and off for 2 months so she was constantly out of daycare so it truly HAS been the weirdest, most random, biggest blessing. I just up and quit one day. Thought it was for other/personal reasons, but the universe knew better. ❣️
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guess the 3 month sabbatical from work (oct-dec) is going to be extended now that we have a home to put together. In a way it’s the biggest blessing, no way I could’ve handled all this + work. But also, at some point I need to make money again lol 😅
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Haven’t tweeted in like 8 years. Rest assured I still have witty thoughts all day I want to, but then I’m like, ehhhh. Don’t have the time or energy lol what’s the point. 😂
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Seriously how old is judge Judy?! She’s been on tv literally my whole life and looks the same.
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It’s Christmas in July week at daycare but I kept having anxiety dreams that I’d gotten the dates wrong and would randomly send my kid to school in Santa outfits and daycare would think I am a looney momma lol
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i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”
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People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you’re really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI cords?
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Idc who you voted for this is notttttt political just simply stating can we all agree Biden is the worst *at* reading teleprompters and public speaking?! Lollll
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