Buck Dancer
@crowbarsnest
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Tongs? Yes, yes, I eschewed the tongs deliberately because the tongs are not made for picking up the cookie...it crumbles the cookie...bad system, the tongs...
Southeast of Disorder
Joined July 2011
I think about this commercial once a month https://t.co/lMAbvUI9Jc
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Walking into a Verizon store that was once a Pizza Hut and declaring that weโre on stolen land.
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Oh my @CasaDeBru
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Also includes iconic pilot, Jimmy Buffett, cranking up the 727 en route to Africa. Directed by Frank Marshall (@LeDoctor )
Unhinged movie. Laura Linney laser beams a bunch of apes to death. Joey Pants and Delroy Lindo appear for about 5 minutes. A gorilla drinks a martini, smokes a cigar then skydives out of a plane with Tim Curry. 5 stars.
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Talking to @Humana customer service is like talking to a 5 yr old ๐ญ
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Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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"he was acquitted because the gloves not afitted" ๐ญ๐ญ Office dug up some old files from when The Burnt Peanut was at the OJ trial Peanut was thicker back then lmao
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Curt Cignetti will never lose another college football game, ever
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NOW - Protesters gather around the scene of a second ICE involved shooting where an agent was assaulted by a Venezuelan teen with a shovel.
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Can't wait to retire and join my fellow blue hairs at the local Whataburger to talk shit about previous generations Respect
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