Craig Allington
@crouchy221
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Father. Husband. Data Centre Consultant. Part time Ninja. Winner of as many oscars as Brad Pitt. Undecided on cabbage. Tweeting nothing of interest since 2008.
Joined June 2008
Is it just me or does every single @NandosUK order always have something missing? Tonight I forgot to check the bag before I left and was missing half my meal 🙄 Refunded the missing item admittedly, but now I’m still hungry 😭
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@GreggsOfficial Credit where it’s due! Busiest weekend of the year in Pontefract and just been served at the same store it took me over 30 minutes to be served at prior in less than 5 minutes 👏👏👏
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@GreggsOfficial 34 minutes from joining the queue to getting served… 👏👏👏
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Rare (possibly last) tweet time to give a shout out to @Crash_Records for my @thesubways @Nath_Brudenell tickets this morning! As always, cheaper than the rip off companies such as Ticketmaster/Seetickets, etc. and guaranteed better customer service if ever required! #ShopLocal
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@beardmeatsfood Passed the same guy in almost the same place today. Still undecided 😂 If it’s not you, you have a beard twin (Now picturing the episode of friends with Joey’s hand twin)
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I have been unable to think of the word student (STUDENT!) in the same way thanks to @serafinowicz for almost 20 years, yet no one else seems to be aware of its existence. Surely someone remembers #Hardware?#STUDENT
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I mean, I didn’t… I forgot Twitter was even a thing but here we are! See you all next year #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Oh how I’ve missed this the last 18 months. @thesubways #YoungForEternity tour round 3 🥰 As an added bonus, I get to see the amazing @Art_Brut_ again too.
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Side note: Anyone know anywhere decent to get some food down here?
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Coffee? - Done Wander round Nottingham? - In Progress Ready for @thesubways to smash it tonight? Abso-bloody-lutely! #YFETour #YoungForEternity
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When you’ve not been able to sleep because you’re too excited for your first live gig in nearly 18 months tonight… Probably my 20th+ time of seeing them, but that’s because @thesubways NEVER disappoint! #YFETour #YFE #Leeds
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@Matalan Further to that. One item I have received also has what appears to be a pen (biro) mark on it!
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No deal with our closest neighbours, no deal even with Manchester. Boris couldn't get a Meal Deal right. I bet he pays full price at the DFS sale. #manchesterlockdown
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".
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This tweet plants 1x tree by Plantyflix - A pretty cool idea to help the environment 🌱 @Plantyflix @LiamHanel @f_ddrch #PlantNChill
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Amazing night last night seeing the as always incredible @billysubway made even more special by seeing them play the YFE album in FULL! Always great to catch up (however briefly) with…
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