Basically somewhere not owned by a man child megalomaniac who can't tell fiction from reality or can but he chooses to ignore it for attention and to try to seem more relevant.

A platform where some effort is made to take down misinformation instead of leaving blatant lies, made up stories, manipulated images and articles in the name of "free speech". The same free speech that gets hidden by algorithms in searches and post promotions

And yes, he owns this platform so I'm enabling his idiotic behaviour by being here. I'll be moving away to blue sky from this cesspit of a social media platform over the next month. A platform where the cry baby owner doesn't change the algorithm to protect his delicate ego

Elon Musk is that annoying person that everyone knows who's so desperate to look cool and get some attention that they will say or do anything. So why don't we all do what we do with that person and just ignore him until he goes away?

Joe Hart's going home in a U-Boat.

Seeing Gregg Wallace trending reminds me of one of the all time great Twitter exchanges

Martin Lewis has met a scam victim who lost £76,000 after being tricked into investing in fake cryptocurrency by deepfakes of Lewis and Elon Musk. The real Elon Musk has also offered to meet the man, at which point he plans to trick him into investing in some fake cryptocurrency

Mike Tyson has opened his new greek food outlet in Warrington

Roads blocked, trains cancelled, power cuts, schools closed – if Putin ever decides to attack the UK, he should just launch snow

The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.

I just can't bring myself to bin my minion pumpkin.

I'm about to live one of my life long dreams. Watching The Crash Test Dummies live.

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

See you in Superleague next season, Clint.

Let's take the positives here. This will do wonders for the voice impressionist sector.

I'd call Americans stupid for voting trump in but we kept the conservatives in for years and lots of the country couldn't see the bad in Johnson.

The amount of votes each candidate receive.

I hate Halloween. Don't mind the concept but there are loads of greedy little shits and scruffbag parents who don't teach their kids about sharing and manners.

Do I want Wigan to win the GF? NO Do I want Hull KR to win it? Even more NO Am I bitter? Yes Is the ideal result for the game to be cancelled and struck from history? Yes Will that happen? No, so go Wigan wooooo

Tai is dump.