creme fraiche
@cremefraiche
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nothing i say is true.
United States
Joined February 2009
the etsy witches right now https://t.co/bgKGm3c55R
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
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if this post doesn’t let you know how chronically online i am then idk.
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how it feels when you gotta pee in the middle of the night
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sooooooo there’s a small gap forming in my front teeth, and it makes lil bubbles when i speak that just turn into a tiny string of spit that hits my face. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HIDE YER BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYFRIENNNNNNNNDDS
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how is my daily mix gonna play bed chem followed by im so tired by fugazi. ya girl went from hot and hornie to sad baby.
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the way we all groaned when a commercial interrupted a youtube video we were trying to watch while we were on set filming a commercial.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO LOL
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i fall asleep scrolling trulia and zillow so often that i constantly wake up to emails from leasing agents about apartments i do not even remember looking at and can’t afford.
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watching dumb alien movie with adam and i’m afraid something is gonna touch my foot
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I think I’m losing my mind
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