Strap in goons, my latest video is ready (link below)

45 year old guy that's functionally disabled from doing 20 years of hard labor: it's disgusting that you sell your body

This is the kind of autism the government fears.

y’all ever think about how if you don’t get an annual raise equal to or greater than the rate of currency inflation, you have effectively gotten a pay cut

A special new kind of soreness in my legs after running 5K better mean my body is laying down slow twitch muscle fibers instead of fast twitch fibers for once.

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Living the dream babyyyyy

i thought i was severely depressed but it turns out it was just the pile of laundry creating bad vibes. a lot of things are like this

Somehow went my whole life not profiting off the being mean to men economy. I’ve just been doing it for the love of the game until now. You haven’t known cruelty like mine.

i saw a TikTok about a girl saying how she doesn't stay mad for long because either she's going to figure it out, or there's nothing that can be done about it. and as simple as that sounds is as simple as it is really

24 hours in: Seeing a lot more cute animal videos, foodie posts, science, and streamer snark. Haven’t seen any politics, race baiting, gender baiting, or “breaking news. Ignorance really is bliss and my keyword game is undefeated.

Finally muted a bunch of words and phrases so I’ll hopefully see less ragebait slop on this timeline. Will report back on the results.

can i come over and stare at you like this

Send it

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One really irritating sender but countless other excellent subbies tonight on Twitch. I made out like a bandit – let’s double it next time.

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

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God help me choosing between the pleasure of walking around my beautiful walkable city or driving my beautiful Model 3 🥹

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That monster energy I drank at 2pm had me geeking on stream for 7.5 hours that there is the METHOD 👏