CranberryClock
@cranberryclock
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Game Dev (systems, design, VR, MMO, art, prototypes). Ret. USAF Combat Vet š£ IYAAYAS. Built it, broke it, rebuilt it better. NG/CC 2001š š āļø MAYPLES
Bottom of Elons Cabinet
Joined March 2009
Dear Blizzard: Weāve Been Breaking Your IP for Seven Years : Please Let Us Keep Doing It (a TurtleWoW breakdown thread š§µ )
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Donāt miss out trying this one. Itās pretty slick and fun.
I don't have 600K keys to give away lol but I got a lot. Join the playtest today š„
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Hey Guys, If you donāt wash your hands after using the bathroom. I am going to remind @Schwarzenegger of the time we had dinner when he was governor in California. (He totally invited my parents but I was there). He said that when I get older if I ever need anything because I
@cranberryclock @UKLabour Megaphone a psa so people know who the dirty birds are. Pink eye is no joke,
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Hit bedrock. Going any further is the void. Never deep enough.
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FYIā¦ There were Children Hospitals when Rob Schneider didnāt have brain worms. Because kids still got sick.
FYIā¦ There were NO Childrenās Hospitals when I was a kid. Because kids werenāt sick.
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I know my day is going to be yuk when my poop schedule shifts an hour.
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Well shoot now thereās no reason not to
To get you started:
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Tell me you have 0 experience beyond paying Uncle Sam.
My view on foreign aid... Not a penny of our taxpayer money should leave America until our National Debt is exactly $0.00.
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I never understood why we havenāt built a system to recycle parts of construction we donāt use or tear down. Thereās got to be a case study somewhere of ripping old windows out and throwing them away. Breaking walls and not just removing fixtures. I constantly see demo but
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Someone needs to figure out the digital game rental market.
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Maybe we should have the @fbi investigate along with @spectrum. If there is clearly a danger we should post on twitter for engagement and discussion shouldnāt be with @ABC where we can get an alert out to locals about a threat. Nope. We should get engagement on our X thread
A man just tried to gain entry into my house by saying he worked for Spectrum. He spoke almost zero English. When I asked if he had ID, he shook his head. He had a truck with a small magnet or decal with the Spectrum logo. As I questioned him, he kept moving closer to the
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Did Mr Cooper buy up loans, get hacked, make a shell account known as Lake View Loans LLC to avoid lawsuits and just acquire itself as Mr Cooper again? Cause this is wild and the emailā¦ āyou may be confusedā
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sometimes i steal posts from lowbies, verbatim. ctrl c, ctrl v, post, then see the likes roll through. I do this mostly because it's funny to me. no one will ever see their post, so the only person that will know that i stole it, is them. does this make me a bad person? who cares
sometimes i steal posts from lowbies, verbatim. ctrl c, ctrl v, post, then see the likes roll through. I do this mostly because it's funny to me. no one will ever see their post, so the only person that will know that i stole it, is them. does this make me a bad person? who cares
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Fixing the voice mail slider to not be ass
youāre the CEO of Apple for one day what are you doing first?
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Oh dope, can we get rid of the Wikipedia banner saying you all are broke as shit and about to shut down then?
šØNEWS: Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales fires back at Elon Musk saying, āWeāll still be here in 100 years, and he wonāt.ā The comment comes after Musk announced the launch of Grokipedia, calling it ābetter than Wikipedia.ā
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Hurr durrā¦ āI had the files in my deskā āthere are no filesā āyour momā Huge piece of shit
For context, S.V. DĆ”te of the Huffington Post is not a journalist interested in the facts. He is a left-wing hack who has consistently attacked President Trump for years and constantly bombards my phone with Democrat talking points. Just take a look at @svdateās feed, it reads
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Imagine taking off your headset to go to sleep, which results in someone taking off their headset to go to sleep in an endless cycle of time. Late days and canāt sleep? Owner is binging.
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š Shower thought: If VRChat is a simulation, our avatars āsleepā when we log off. So when we sleepā¦ does our controller clock in for their shift?
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Apollo walked so SpaceX could Airbnb the Moon.
A permanently crewed lunar science base would be far more impressive than a repeat of what was already done incredibly well by Apollo in 1969
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