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31? USF Alum. Mostly sarcastic. I'm getting really good at barely getting by. steelers/jags, penguins/canes (tbl), nyy. she/her

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Joined July 2012
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
2 months
NHL crochet beanie series update 🤠. knocked out some #StanleyCupPlayoffs teams in the West! What’s next?. #GoKingsGo.#TexasHockey .#mnWild .#VegasBorn
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
3 months
Starting an NHL crochet beanie series 🤠 I’m setting (an insane) goal for myself to complete all 32 teams by the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Here’s what I have so far; which team should I do next? ⬇️🏒
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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My 4-12 regular season softball team making it to the final 4 in the playoffs
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
6 hours
I hit a bear with my car at 70mph on the interstate in the middle of the night and I still drive the same car and had basically no injuries.
@frozenaesthetic
Moon Dragon
3 months
Share a piece of lore about yourself
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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I’m tired of being under a flash flood warning can this end already (it just got extended 2 more hours).
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
9 hours
unfortunately yall already know this.
@girlsclubsports
Sports Girls Club
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I wish I could be normal about sports, but I’m actually insane.
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@cptkrissy
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his body ain’t even cold yet 🫩🫩.
@oilersaccess
Oilers Access
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Isaac Howard will wear #53 for the Oilers, last worn by Jeff Skinner.
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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RT @chanceposts: a big sandwich and a picnic with someone super hot and romantic would probably cure me.
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@cptkrissy
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RT @NHLBlackhawks: one time i told my classmates i couldn't help with a project bc i was going to the NHL.
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@cptkrissy
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Me dropping my deepest darkest lore at 12:30am on a Tuesday
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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wait spoiler alert I failed this class twice.
@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
11 years
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@cptkrissy
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RT @cptkrissy: @h_kirk6 me being the first engaged of all my friends: .me being the last single one of all my friends: .
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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“I’m going to have a wedding” “I can’t believe I’m engaged to my best friend” . I promise it’s okay. we can all laugh about it now. it’s funny 🤣
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@cptkrissy
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I refuse to quote tweet the ones with pictures bc I’m actually embarrassed LMAOOO but being 20 in 2014 and getting engaged and all my 1d friends congratulating me wow what a time
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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Wait lmao I can probably find tweets on here about it bc I’ve had this account since 2012 hold pls.
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
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I got engaged at 20 🥴.
@frozenaesthetic
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3 months
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@cptkrissy
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went 1-0 with the girlies tonight 🥳
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
2 days
guys go follow my friend Alisha she’s really funny I promise.
@alishaa_88
USF Fan
2 days
thanks for 12 followers appreciated.
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
2 days
Its really hard being this funny in the family group chat
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
2 days
Blueberry lavender lemonade from Panera if you have no fans I’m dead.
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krissy ☀️
2 days
just started my period this isn’t fair.
@MLB
MLB
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We’re not crying, you’re crying 🥹. (Via: Gabrielle.cro/TT)
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@cptkrissy
krissy ☀️
2 days
“nhl rug” in the search bar at the bottom 😭😭 what the hell, sure
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