Bromas ™️
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Bag Obtainer 🥂, Full-Time Traveler 🌍, Humble Narrator 🖊,Your Favorite Cuz 😜
Bogotá, D.C., Colombia
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My GM stands for Get Money , but good morning or Whatver I guess
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Pssssssttttttt...Epstein’s gf was taken into custody and now missing children are being found by the truck load .... observe the media’s silence on this 🤐🤐🤐
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Wait so White supremacists stormed the capital to overthrow the White supremacist government but were stopped by the white supremacist police force and are know being tracked down by the white supremacist fbi ?? Very confused
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Also, what’s the deal with the PROFESSIONAL HITMAN who went after the judges family ???????
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@DoingCigarettes
This helped the Oregon skateboarding community in ways you couldn’t even begin to imagine
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Mfs will tell you “decolonize your mind” and then demand you replace your entire vocabulary with words recently made up by affluent white academic scholarly types who subconsciously still see other cultures as barbaric and want to “save” them
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“ Ur Sources are from the media “
Yes but why wasn’t it public knowledge as much as other things in the news is my point ... also difference between local and national news ...
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Me and the boys discussing the inherent spirituality of Latin American culture compared to the contrasting materialism and scientism of the Anglo-Saxon World ....
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@NickJFuentes
Political persecution is when they don’t let the deranged internet nerd on the plane wahh wahhhh
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@e_th0t
@AntisemitismCow
@ZAYY__ZAYY
Lol that is what I’m talking about I’m not sure why I’m getting moo’d at
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If your boyfriend read Bronze Age Mindset , you’re single to me
Whats he Gonna do ? Flirt with me ??
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@Saint_Dici
Doctors on their death beds like ohh if I only sold e-com courses to teenagers my life would have been so much more fulfilling
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Or 3rd generation immigrants who get completely absorbed into this and unknowingly kill any ties to their culture they had left
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@ThePenisStore
Dudes on twitter post this like “on my way to church and then the lumberyard , anyone need anything?”
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@Saint_Dici
That’s enough Twitter for the day lmfao “forge a check” to grind harder Gimmie a break
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Keep your PhD in nutrition, I’ll trust my mentally ill friend online who constantly posts photos of Arnold and monster energy
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@trevor_abroad
Not drinking with two girls who are “interested” in me I met two blocks away for starters
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Mutual Monday Whats poppin like this tweet and I’ll tell u what fictional character you remind me of
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Great day to be a pure blooded Italian descendant of Rome. Italia 🇮🇹!!!
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Dudes drink 2.5 Coronas, dance with some girl who can’t even remember her own name, and then go home and tweet bout some “my life a movie”
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If you're over 18 and really take 4/20 seriously you're a fucking lame sorry lmao
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No babe, date night is canceled I have to argue with strangers on twitter dot com
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Momma momma, look I went viral on twitter again by accident 😅
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Happy new year ! Only excuse for being broke is being in jail and if u can’t make bail you broke as hell ! God bless stay up kings !
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Tracy Morgan ranting about trump at the sushi place I’m at rn
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Like this tweet and I’ll tell u what ur assigned government job would be under a bromas regime
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Imagine having an entire culture and tradition only to be seen as “etc” by two dimensional Americans
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Lmao why’s it so hard to make friends as an adult, everyone got such a guard up for no reason
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“Never approach a goddess without an offering”
Girl if u don’t get the hell away from me 😂😂
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Roommate with the “eat the rich” laptop sticker owes me $150 and is eating my groceries lmao
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Noo nooo you don’t get it !! My personal experience with Christianity was negative!! hence making me the spokesperson for the entire religion and asserting my perspectives as absolute reality!! Noooo you don’t get it, sky daddy isn’t real!!! Why bad things happen if God good??
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Hanging out with my latinx friends today, they think I’m so cool I’m glad they know I’m a spicy yt. They even have a little name for me, “merry cone”. Idk what it means but I’m just glad we’re all friends and they know I’m one of the cool ones ! Gracias ami-gos
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I’m in Nancy Pelosis office on her computer playing GTA San Andreas and on discord with the boys. If any fellow patriots are here please bring me a Mountain Dew: Code Red
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@ggreenwald
Everyday I log into this website and get labeled as a different race by people who don’t look like me or share my culture + beliefs. Embrace the third position hermanos y hermanas
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Thru Satan
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Hot take but im Boutta do a little radicalization…the maga hat wearing Hispanic is equally as annoying/unhelpful as the overzealous liberal arts educated diaspora who swears they’re a descendant of montezuma
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Your debt gets sold off so many times over and over between collectors that chances are, you could just dispute it and there will be some error along the way on their end that can get it removed off ur credit entirely
Frowned upon, maybe ?
Illegal, nope.
🥂🤪
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Girls who just met each other in the bathroom of the club
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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is soon enough
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Stayed up all night crying and thinking about how unfair it is that women don’t get compensated financially for their umm monthly cycles …
( I’m 6 foot by the way)
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@NickJFuentes
Me or the person with the last name Fuentes you coping Anglotard lmao
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How this dude gonna steal my tweet lmfao cornball
Wait. So white supremacists stormed the Capitol to overthrow the white supremacist government but were stopped by the white supremacist police force and are now being tracked down by the white supremacist FBI?
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YES GOT APPROVED FOR NEW APARTMENT IN OREGON ! EUGENE SEE U SOON !
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On this episode of white girls on drugs explaining simple concepts
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Vice: we love “latinx” such beautiful people and countries
Vice filming content in Colombia: ...
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@DelilahGallo69
Im a landlord myself, evicting 3 single mothers this week was exhausting. I often feel people think we “leech” off people, but rents due and someone has to collect it. If anything, we should advocate for tipping our landlords.
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Lot of people get into their 20s and a realization of emptiness hits them, and it’s hard for them. Others realize this emptiness and a new compassion erupts in their heart. See, with the realization of emptiness should come a new love for all sentient beings :)
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Tried to give the homeless guy a Dasani water bottle he said, “look here nephew, get this out of my face before I get upset”
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Yo yo 5th generation latin diaspora with zero spanish comprehension skills here, completely disconnected from my culture and ready to voice my opinion on who is “latino” and who isn’t. Follow me for opinions solely based on emotion on how to fix “our” community !
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Drop me off in Afghanistan with a 12 pack of modelo, my fathers good belt, and Lana del Rey on vinyl …
I’ll literally have peace by Friday no mames
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She thinks I’m in the mirror saying positive affirmations but I’m really just reciting scenes from American Psycho
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The beginning of quarantine was a lot like jail
Work out all day, questionable personal hygiene, sudden curiosity in Islam
What a time to be alive
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Gr*ngos be like “come over for supper, Nan is making her famous stuffed shell recipe”
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Atheists be like if god real , why no heaven in space ?
“Where is heaven exactly, given that we have multiple telescopes up there beaming back information.” - Sam Harris
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I was today years old when I found out making a post about the general public disregard of child sex trafficking rings was a controversial take....oh and I guess I’m Q anon now too ..... 😂
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wazzup ahaha wasgood ahaha wus poppin mixtape coming soon yu herd yessirrr
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@lotus__point
Something super weird about the guys with wives and children being on Twitter being “friends” with younger single women and giving them “advice” all day over the computer and no one can convince me otherwise
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At the Oregon coast enjoying local brews hope everyone is having a great day !
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@tweetsofwill
This is like one of those instagram reels your friends who don’t skate send you , super hyped too like broooo did you see this ??
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Neoliberal propaganda has 4th gen chicanos who don’t speak a word of Spanish thinking that the US should turn Puerto Rico into the next Hawaii by making it a state 😭😂 ( sad ! )
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Drugs destroy and end lives, if u take them that's on you but actin like that shit is mad cool is just dumb corny
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Don’t forget to tell your girl she’s beautiful or Indian men on Instagram will remind her every time she posts a story
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Latin Americans be like hold up let me post this to my WhatsApp story
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Prior to twitter, you’d have to walk through Manhattan at 3am for this type of content
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Not saying I condone ..... but i understand
Armed ex-soldier allegedly storms animal shelter to get cat back
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