John S
@cosmosadderall
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“By this shall men know ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another” | AJ Dybantsa enthusiast | #gocougs #guardsball #onepride
Joined April 2024
The University of Michigan going from the horniest man alive, to a Mormon at head coach could not induce more whiplash if it tried
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Good fight. Was never gonna work if your reserve dudes couldn’t cash in decent looks
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Upon review Diamonde got held like crazy so I retract my statement
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Let’s leave the guy on fire completely open from 3 on the out of bounds play with 0.8 seconds left…
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Glad I have illegal YouTube streams so I can skip this SEC slop-fest
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There’s no way I’m watching Alabama airball open threes dude. This game is never going to end
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Apple Music’s discovery feature is a thing of algorithmic beauty. Keeps just enough of my favorite artists lesser-known stuff on there to give me some familiar continuity, while constantly introducing me to new, awesome artists and songs!
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Could our critics please make up their minds? Is "Mormonism" a high demand religion that asks too much? Or a faith built on selfishness and materialism? Because it can't be both.
Mormonism, the Nation of Islam and Scientology are all pretty much the same thing, and seem to point to some underlying structures in American culture that produce Sci Fi/Fantasy-informed hyper-materialistic selfish religions in the same way that Iranian cultures produce
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The majority of my arguments around here feel like I'm trying to talk Craig and Betsy Kettleman into taking the plea deal man
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@cosmosadderall LDS parents need to do a better job at educating kids about sex. We are getting better but it’s clearly not enough.
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@cosmosadderall we must protect our homeschooled co-religionists from the evils of the fallen world lest they become devilish and corrupted
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Evidently he was not one to help with the laundry around his place. Too busy reading books about why taxes are bad and how Satan put dinosaur bones in the earth to lead us away from biblical truths. Adorable kid nonetheless
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Reminds me of an elder I trained that sincerely believed that your garments needed to remain on during sex. That’s what he thought the hole in the men’s briefs were for. He was flabbergasted when I informed him that women’s briefs don’t in fact have the same hole
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Nick Shirley is like that one homeschooled companion you had on your mission (you know what I’m talking about), except instead of being the nicest, most cherubically naive person on the planet, they’ve got malice in their heart
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AJ Dybansta: *looks like hybrid of Andrew Wiggins and Tracy McGrady, averages 24, 7 and 4* Braden Smith: *gets some assists* College basketball analysts: “really tough to decide who the better player is, it’s too close to call!”
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Do you strive to be honest in all that you do?
For my next trick… Get democrats to defend a literal dog being able to vote
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I still think Trey Stewart would’ve been a lockdown corner for the Cougs
There are so many “undersized” basketball players that would absolutely EAT at WR/DB… elite feet, ball skills, body control, and vertical
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They tryna draft Dybantsa
BREAKING: Wendy's to close hundreds of restaurants in 2026, what interim CEO Ken Cook calls a 'rebuilding year' -FOX
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@WMATASoldier Really gonna mess up their system when it’s time for the next Bay Area ent moot
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