Cory Webb
@corywebb
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Senior Software Engineer at @Affirm, writer, speaker, husband, father of three, pressing on daily.
Waco, TX
Joined September 2008
I think Wordle is running out of 5-letter words. Really reaching these days with their word choices.
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We’re looking for a Brand Designer @Wander to join our internal creative agency and create beautiful brand assets. You’ll partner with me and our Creative Director on building an iconic travel brand. DMs are open :)
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You ever second guess your method of eating chili dogs after listening to Jack & Diane?
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Daughter: what is this crumbled feta cheese? Me: pretty sure it’s feta cheese that’s crumbled. You can use it to build a statue of a genie and name him Alfredo. D: what? Why? M: so you can show people and say “this is my feta genie Alfredo.”
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Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today. For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables. A few months later, I need a VGA cable.
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Ohio State realizing early the refs won’t call holding. Texas needs to do the same.
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Just requested a full refund and that they cancel my order. My patience has run out.
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It still hasn’t shipped. I’m sympathetic to a higher than normal volume of orders, but you should hire enough people to deal with it. Don’t put out a big marketing campaign without the resources to handle the influx of orders.
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Timeline 12/14: placed order 12/19: contacted support about my order not being shipped yet 12/19: canned response from support “we’ll get back within 24 to 72 hours” 12/26: still no real response, so I reached back out 12/27: finally, a response “order being processed”
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I placed an order with @Tenikle on 12/14, plenty of time (so I thought) for it to get here by Christmas. It still hasn’t even been shipped, now almost 3 weeks later. Poor communication, terrible service, and still no products to show for it. Maybe I’m too patient for my own good.
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I’ll say this… Cam Skattebo is the real deal. Lived up to the hype.
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Evergreen tweet.
For the life of me, I don't understand why teams run up the middle on 4th downs against this Texas front. Does anyone watch film anymore?
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The Pop-Tarts Bowl is the best bowl game. There is no debating this fact.
The Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy now has a built-in toaster to sacrifice its mascot in
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Got to meet the @laststandhats guy, and he said they’re coming out with XL hats for guys like me! 🤘
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Just saw Wicked with my oldest tonight. Excellent movie. If you’ve seen it, tell me if I’m wrong… it’s Harry Potter meets Hunger Games with a little Can’t Buy Me Love sprinkled on top.
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11/30/2024 we’ll see just how back you guys are 😈
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13 years in the SEC and Texas A&M still is yet to compete for an SEC championship. Texas punches their ticket in year one with a victory against the Aggies.
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Michigan Kentucky Arkansas Florida Oklahoma Vanderbilt All have victories against teams who at the time were ranked in the top 10. Texas beat all 6 by an average of 18 points.
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Watching Boise State and Ashton Jeanty, so I looked up rushing records out of curiosity. I must not have been paying attention to Wisconsin at the time, but Jonathan Taylor had arguably the best career for a college RB ever. #4 for career yards, and he did it in 3 seasons.
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