Car backup cams took away the social contract of helping a stranger parallel park if they’re struggling, which is a shame. “Keep it going, a little more…” Another one we still have is that if someone needs a jump and you have cables, you gotta jump ‘em!

Every time I log into my Intuit QuickBooks account. Every. Single. Time.

“3 Hour Work Week.” @tferriss

Another day, wandering around the house, thinking to myself: This is my circus… these are my monkeys.

Yes.

“Gosh darn it, darling. First Cracker Barrel, and now it looks like I’m the exit liquidity again.”

Is it that controversial to think that if you’re 150lbs and don’t lift weights regularly that a 135lbs bench press isn’t that easy?

Updated my company logo, what do you think?

Comments here go to show that most of our favorite tv series just go on too long. I think a lot of series would be better off capping at 3-4 seasons max. When the writers are already out of ideas but keep going, of course the finals will suck.

Had a baby for 3 days now, super easy, don’t know what everyone’s been complaining about.

I don’t know how people without a sense of humor make it through life. So many events sit on the line of comedy and tragedy. If you can’t laugh when things go wrong, or lack the ability to laugh at yourself when you fuck up, how do you even manage to go outside?

What she really wants is for Ai to “want” to do the dishes…

First child was just born. Tell Me Everything.

This may or may not be true, but since we don’t know for sure, I’d much rather believe our dreams have meaning, hold mystery, or even secrets for us to uncover. Why not believe in a little magic?

People asking grok to explain or summarize simple ideas in the comments has become the most insufferable feature of the app. Ban them all.

Steal ads! Steal products! Take screenshots! Rent lambo, sell course! Build army of thieves to sell Chinese trinkets to the masses! Drop-shipping is the cum stain on the e-commerce blanket.

Question for dads out there: What logistical knowledge do you need to know ahead of time before bringing home a newborn vs learning as you go? What do you wish you learned or prepared for more ahead of time?

New book is live on Amazon:

“Coffee in silence before the gym and writing for two hours before you wake up, baby.”

Because X told me to: https://t.co/pP3rEyUi7l