Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you Me: Not now Dad: Not asking for a copywriter to help, are they? Me: dad, there's a real emergency happening Dad: Go and see if “making it punchier" helps

The Amazon is reaching a dangerous tipping-point. Beyond this, the rainforest is unlikely to survive

Jonathan Franzen on the inevitability of the climate crisis and rethinking what it means to have hope.

People write "why I'm leaving New York" essays because no one wants to read a "why I'm moving to New Jersey" essay.

This expensive adapter makes the Nintendo 64 look good on modern TVs https://t.co/gh9RbItQl6

wtf just happened

A team of people were paid to produce this

No one: Homepage banner ads on news sites:

After u check insta, if u check twitter for long enough, it cud be fun to check insta again before u put ur phone down!!!

#ThrowbackThursday

Rocket scientist: I don’t impress Shania Twain Brad Pitt: I don’t impress Shania Twain Guy who has a car: I’m gonna try my luck

Really?

If you say your tweets out loud alone in your car, they’ll probably make the same amount of difference in the world as if you actually tweet them.

Spelling bee judge: your word is “Steve” Barista: oh no