call me a professional exterminator.....😂

My coworker jus said he used to drink the Vienna sausage juice as a kid idk if I can fuck wit him anymore

Define irony, the prosecutor who tried to say Kyle was reckless with a firearm picks up the same rifle and proceeds to recklessly break every gun safety rule known to man. Let's Go Brandon Apparel: https://t.co/nsOkVOE5qo

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we don’t talk enough about the fake feud Betty White and Ryan Reynolds created to help promote The Proposal

fuck joe biden, and anyone who voted for him.

If you’re having relationship problems, just get married or have a child together. I’ve seen it save so many couples! Hope this helps❤️

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boys i see this getting a lot of attention, if you ever need a person to call or get a beer with don’t hesitate one bit to dm me.

After seeing what Joe Biden has done in the last month, I’d like to thank him for not doing anything in 47 years.

if you haven’t signed up for your PFD today’s the last day!

I stay in ... I regret it , I go out ... I regret it tf wrong with me 😂😂😂

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

INSTAGRAM NEERS TO PUT THE FEED BACK IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

“Dude I love gas station food, they make all of the things I love”

Bartender put my card in her mouth tryna be sexy n shit, 5 minutes later she was mad her face was numb. Whatever tf that’s about