damn i can swing

If it ain’t the consequences of your own actions🤷‍♀️

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

Waking up at 4 am every day for work really do be hurtin the ol mental health

Also the dummie that is behind me in line was just using the cursed brush on his car and then put it back in the bucket and proceeded to hit my truck with it

Is it just me or do the men that work at laserwash have magic card swiping hands … am I the only one that it hates

apparently i have an attitude

sex is great and all but have you ever cracked all your knuckles perfectly

No, I just had the balls to stand up for women and girls in sports.

if the bag is matte the chips are healthy

Nah if you go to the gym AFTER work you strong as hell

Still awaiting the day that my customers stop commenting on my weight

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

Fall in Alaska #TikTok

I’m skeptical of the list, not because I associate with anyone named but because ANYONE could’ve sent in a name to ruin it for everyone