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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
2 months
The tortured poets department
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@comet5inthe5ky
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An executive of Republic Records describes Taylor Swift’s upcoming album ‘The tortured poets department’ as a Alt-pop/rock project that creates a blend of the “best parts” of her previous works ‘Red’ and ‘evermore’
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@comet5inthe5ky
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I’m sorry this is fucking hilarious and you all seriously want me to dislike her for it. Keep slaying mama
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wiLL
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she needs to be stopped
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@comet5inthe5ky
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And I mean this sincerely, your loss
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I legit couldn’t tell you how a single one of these goes
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
2 months
Not to brag but I got it first try btw
@MakeItFashon
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It’s official. I’ve given it 4 solid days. This is Taylor’s best work. Period.
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Taylor hate is always a cycle. People initially have valid criticisms, then it becomes crazy and overzealous and based on false information, and finally people start realizing they were acting crazy and become apologetic. Rinse and repeat without needing her input
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@comet5inthe5ky
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Watching Taylor link her own songs in her own way and creating new storylines and meanings for those songs is actually insane. It’s a rare glimpse into how she views her own songs and how they connect to her and if you can’t appreciate it it’s just sad
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
2 months
Taylor is kinda scarily self aware in torchiepoe…no wonder people get calculated psychopath vibes from her
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@comet5inthe5ky
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Oh loml outro don’t end the entirety of rep like this
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
1 month
The way if a pop girl actually writes a diss track about Taylor she’ll not say or do anything but surprise drop TS12 on their release date
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@comet5inthe5ky
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1 month
I would feel terrible if I was dua lipa or Ariana because neither Cowboy nor TTPD are what you should think of first when you think “pop album”
@eilishdata
Billie Eilish Charts
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The Standard gave to “HIT ME HARD AND SOFT” a score of 100 (counts for Metacritic). "Forget Taylor and Beyoncé, this is the pop album of the year"
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@comet5inthe5ky
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Speak your truth!
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@comet5inthe5ky
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1 month
😭😭😭 even shake it off is filled with metaphors are you stupid?
@tony_westcliff
Tony Westcliff
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Average Swifty after first exposure to metaphor (at age 28)
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
2 months
THOSE WHO CALLED HER CORNY STEP UP TO THE MIC
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@TheTitanBaddie
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There's a white woman right now who's plotting to outdo this attendance record and you know who.
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2 months
The Taylor swift subreddit is eating the album up…hell hath frozen
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@comet5inthe5ky
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@lovingirlhood Oh damn I though the question was pre planned
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@comet5inthe5ky
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7 months
@cldasyoutv Using the exact same metaphor in both invisible string and tolerate it is even crazier
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@comet5inthe5ky
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5 months
I don’t take Tay hate seriously because no one actually believes what they’re accusing her of deep down
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@comet5inthe5ky
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5 months
And if I said midnights is underappreciated by the fandom because they can’t paternity test it as easily as the rest of her diaristic albums
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2 months
Like ??? How did Taylor accomplish this impossible feat of having her subreddit like her new album
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
29 days
Unironically, thank Taylor for it. See how healthy competition benefits everyone involved?
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chart data
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BILLIE EILISH has reportedly earned the biggest US album debut of her career with 'HIT ME HARD AND SOFT'. Chart results from @HITSDD are expected shortly.
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Honestly beefing with Taylor as an artist now just isn’t fun. She won’t respond with anything other than sales tactics these days. It’s like poking a wall and after a while the wall just falls down on you. Anticlimactic
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@comet5inthe5ky
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3 months
The idea of the masters saga being read to children like some kind of bedtime story is sending me
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@comet5inthe5ky
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3 months
@repiscrumbling “If I was a child did it matter” Like
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@comet5inthe5ky
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6 months
If you want Taylor to hang around less problematic people you should actually pray she goes to the game instead of the golden globes
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@comet5inthe5ky
cometinthesky
5 months
Taylor is literally being exploited by the White House as the perfect victim without her input and here you guys are putting the blame on her I hate you people so much
@April_Le_
Sailor Moon
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Oh...ok...so high profile celebs CAN encourage the White House to action? Cause I could have sworn y'all told me-
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Apple Music please put evermore on the best albums list and not folklore I wanna see something
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3 months
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@triedtruebIue
anamta⸆⸉
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the recording academy hasn’t experienced the highs and lows of being a 19 year old girl i fear
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8 months
Taylor is pissing off a lot of big entertainment sectors with the movie distribution deals and now the music labels she’s very lucky she has basically a cult behind her because there will be some fuckery afoot
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Like Taylor is so right…people are afraid of her…
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@comet5inthe5ky
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2 months
Ariana Grande:
@vampirhae
global superstar reneé
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@repiscrumbling Leftists are often misogynistic too, and racist. They just wrap both in “intellectual” justifications
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5 months
Taylor literally has not spoken a single word about it and now she’s already propped up as the face of this anti ai shit AND the best part is people are criticizing her for that too. And this all happened because she is a victim. It’s so absurd I can just laugh
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2 months
Fuck Europeans they don’t deserve this
@thestoryofvin
vin メ𝟶
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TTPD SEGMENT EVERYBODY MOVE
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@comet5inthe5ky
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4 months
If I was Taylor and I read these replies from my “fans” I would cancel poets and re-release Me! with the spelling is fun line retained
@maroonwine13
𝒕𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔𝒕♡︎
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what are some taylor lyrics that make zero sense?
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Holy shittt Taylor is a fucking demon dropping signed RIGHT after tracking week ends is such a flex. She’s basically saying “yeah I could have done it all along, I was holding back”
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cometinthesky
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I will never take song title criticism from a lana stan seriously. You know how corny a title sounds has nothing to do with quality if you’re a fan of hers
@vincent_stnr
Vincent🌪️
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“down bad” “loml” “i can fix him” this is why she’ll NEVER be as artsy as yall pretend she is😭
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She knows what she’s doing what an evil woman
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Every fucking time lol
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@lovechazelle
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here they go infantilising grown adults again
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“Why are you stanning celebrities they don’t care about you” Have you thought that Taylor is just really funny
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Idk calling Taylor a popstar just doesn’t sound right anymore we should call her goddess emperor king of the galaxies
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@chartdata
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Taylor Swift's 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' aiming for fifth week at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 350K units (via @HITSDD ).
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That NY times article… The way if I was actually closeted and read that about myself I would legit jump
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If you joined any woman’s hate train as a full functioning adult when they did nothing to you your opinions do not deserve to be heard, ever
@hthaze
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wow I’m such a clout chaser omg look at this tweet from 8 years ago before I even started reacting on YouTube 🤯🤯🤯 no way opinions can change in the span of almost a decade! End him!!
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You idiots diplo signed the ceasefire. It is not an indicator of character, good or bad. It is an indicator of a single stance.
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@lovingirlhood She really has to write the material herself so she can channel those emotions right
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Wise men once said “Avoid the first six weeks of a Taylor album drop” Jackals raised their hackles You couldn’t conceive it You were sleeping soundly when you opened at #2 And I tried to warn you about her
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Billboard 200: #1 (=) @taylorswift13 , THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT 378,000 (3,969,000 units since release). *fifth week at #1 *
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Why Taylor in every beef she just a baby leave her alone
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I feel like if you can’t understand and accept that loml is mixed muse you don’t actually deserve to listen to torchiepoe
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Taylor Swift albums as cell organelles (for real this time) (I didn’t get my degree for nothing) P.S I cooked this up in 30 mins after 2 hours of sleep don’t take it seriously. Also not in order PPS. I am not a cell biologist it is not my field so don’t correct me or I’ll cry
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I feel like we need to reward Taylor more for writing the bridge to the smallest man who ever lived who’s with me
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Literally says herself that she’s in arrested development, being delusional because of her desperation and throwing tantrums like a teen like…
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“But we’re girls and we’re great” This is like the opposite of what she talks about in TTPD it is the anti-empowerment album
@darylontwolegs
van ⚢
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I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME
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Taylor is holding anthology physicals to block Eminem btw don’t ever call her a fake feminist ever again
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He can never get away from the sound of the woman that loved him omg
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Joe Alwyn covers the latest issue of The Sunday Times Style.
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Thinking about how artists are definitely being told that Taylor is a war machine now. She is no longer flesh and blood
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There’s no bigger hater of Taylor’s fanbase than Taylor herself don’t worry
@zeglereilish
aly ✮ ˚.⋆
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why taylor hasn’t ever spoken up about how toxic and disgusting her fan base is insane to me ngl
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We are about to enter the most annoying day on here brace yourselves
@swifferupdates
Taylor Swift Updates 🩶
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📲| @taylornation13 have removed their profile picture on TikTok.
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Tortured poets is Taylor’s most self aware and self critical album WHAT are some people listening to. The vibes??
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@drlukesbaby No sis they fucking hate her and only like folkmore
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@tortureddept Karma is a cat purring in my lap cuz it loves me is fun, good and cute too
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@metlifepaul Cowboy isn’t even pop and poets is like…not a POP pop album either
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If you think about it Taylor IS the only ethical billionaire because she primarily exploits sw*fties who all deserve to be exploited
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The way that L*na D*l R*y is the closest mainstream artist we have to C*lleen like at least know what you’re talking about
@filmforvictoria
victøria h 
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taylor swift is to music as colleen hoover is to literature and rupi kaur is to poetry. no i will not be elaborating. those who get it get it.
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That’s MY little chart terrorist
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I spot 7 easy discography highlights
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The bounce I
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When tay further leans into the villain persona in TS12
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Why are particular gaylors obsessed with trying to drag Taylor through the mud in every aspect. What’s the end goal here. To make her miserable? To somehow prove you’re a smart by dragging her? Do you get a prize or something at the end of it?
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cometinthesky
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I don’t want to tayvis hard but I can see what Taylor sees in him. Like he’s ambitious, likes fame, has a thought out plan for the future, is willing to reinvent and works hard I wonder how much his managers have worked with 13 management/tree at this point
@rachelshouse
Rachel 🤍 ¡Eras Madrid! 🤍
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The NYT article about Travis further articulates his big dreams and willingness to work for them, while showing any haters that this began long before Taylor. (Continued below��)
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There’s something very sinister about G*ylor theories always excusing absuive men
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The crown is stained but you’re the real queen @taylorswift13
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F*tano is a whole 38 year old shitting on women younger than him like a teenager and you want me to take him seriously?
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Anyway one of the takeaways here is that we need to cult harder
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B*llie Ell*sh
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@juliawelo
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just say a slur next time
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It kills me that Aaron replied to her excitement with “!!! 😊” like even he is subscribed to taybabism
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3 months
Thank god you people don’t have a single say in her music
@reigenssaIt
s a n t i t o⸆⸉
3 months
Not the disney kidzbop song.. Suburban Legends is amazing but it got ruined by Jack's midnights 2.0 production. Proof:
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19 hours sure makes a huge difference 😭
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I would tell Taylor to move to block her but like she doesn’t need to do anything really
@SELSREP
fran
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charli xcx fans are chanting “taylor d1ed” during a listening party of her latest attempt. this is disgusting
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. @billieeilish can you move again I want the how did it end live performance
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The albatross analysis thread since I’m obsessed I want to put my thoughts into words. Overall the track is about the baggage that comes with entering a relationship with her and how she navigates that. Also she hates swifties
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My hottest take is if you don’t like the playlist thing Taylor did you should just unstan and be a casual fan instead it’s literally the most fun part about being a swiffer, seeing how she interacts with the art she herself creates
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cometinthesky
4 months
Unfortunately this isn’t an actual statement but trust it will be
@PopBase
Pop Base
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An executive of Republic Records describes Ariana Grande’s upcoming album ‘Eternal Sunshine’ as a House/R&B project that creates a blend of the “best parts” of her previous works ‘Sweetener’ and ‘thank u, next.’
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90% of the songs on TTPD are filled with self loathing and mockery. Even but daddy I love him is filled with that. There is literally no song where she indicates she thinks like that I’m not saying she’s not out of touch but it’s just wrong to link this to the album
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5 months
Are you even a swiffer if you don’t have a chart obsession chip that activates from time to time
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2 months
Can Taylor hop on Kendrick’s third diss track it’s an easy number one and she can work her pen it’ll be so funny Taylor please do it
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She’s an actual comedian
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The most admirable thing about Taylor is how she’s not batshit insane by now
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Taylor is the funniest person in pop music right now I pity you if you can’t appreciate her omg
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Certain oomfs when Taylor’s curls start showing
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I’m sorry you all are just like kinda slow I don’t know how else to say this nicely
@swiftsvinyls
logan 𓆙 | saw taylor 5/13/23 ོ
3 months
cruel summer is about the anxieties of starting a secret relationship. “said, ‘i'm fine,’ but it wasn't true” is her lying about being happy about the secrets but being too scared to tell him, which is proven in the next line “i don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you.”
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So unserious they are smoking CRACK for rating Rep better
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God midnight’s lyricism is actually so good fuck you folkmore only stans
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TTPD is kinda too nuanced and irony laced for a lot of people to get and it’s sad
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