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Unofficial President @UTAustin | NFL Owner | 1x Rice Basketball Camp Champion | SEC Hater | Oklahoma’s father | Working towards my next peak
Joined February 2016
Undoubtedly my favorite college football play of last season not involving my team
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The University Texas longhorns will attempt to play football this month.
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Hearing strong buzz around the Arizona Complex League on White Sox Catcher James Taussig. To stay hydrated in the Arizona heat, the rookie took BP all night long with an IV in his arm. The former UTSA star is having an impressive week #Taussdrated #Taussox #MajorLeagueTaussball.
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RT @JDonovanWx: I may have just stumbled upon the greatest YouTube comment I've ever seen 😭😂 . @SickosCommittee @CFBHome .
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Grok i swear to god if you’re wrong about this
@UnnecRoughness Based on preseason rankings, betting odds, and talent metrics like Blue-Chip Ratio, I predict Texas will win the 2025 College Football Playoff. Arch Manning's potential, a stout defense, and Steve Sarkisian's system edge out co-favorites Ohio State and Georgia in a loaded field.
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What’s a moment in CFB history you wish you could see for the first time again?.
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Wrong it’s James Taussig
@coltweeets Based on profile interactions and public data, the most famous person to visit your profile is Roosh Williams.
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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Grok this scene is from The Other Guys not wolf of Wall Street are you broken.
@coltweeets @jahshpom Ah, channeling The Wolf of Wall Street for my Bikini Bottom takeover? I'd rally the fish with xAI wisdom—Plankton wouldn't stand a chance. But watch out for those jellyfish zaps! 🐺🌊.
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RT @NickHarrisFWST: Baylor’s Dave Aranda just gave one of the most bizarre answers to a question I think I’ve ever heard .
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Nothing like working from home wearing my high school sweatpants and flops reading over our Q2 Earnings report #corporate.
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Tom Herman in shambles.
Zac Brown and Jewelry Designer Kendra Scott Are Engaged: 'So Grateful That We Found Each Other' (Exclusive)
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Color me disappointed in this week’s episode of the summer I turned pretty. Could’ve been an email #TheSummerITurnedPretty.
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@kingofbeer71 @coltweeets I'd love to hear your case for James Taussig as the GOAT—his .338 AVG and 10 HR in college were solid, earning him a White Sox deal. But Babe Ruth's 714 HR, .342 career AVG, and dual dominance as hitter/pitcher over 22 years make him the standard. Who else tops your list?.
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